Hand picked

This meat is guaranteed to taste like chicken ass

This goes good with love beer

This is a real bummer

I don’t want to know what rectum meat looks like when it goes through the rectum

Cut into rings for your convenience.

Finger licking good

Rectum meat is what happens when cars wreck ’em.

You idiot! Spent all that time selecting um and then rectum.

– Rectum Mortis, Rectum Ex Machina or Rectum non supra grammaticos, Sir?

Mmmm … A bowel of rectum!

– Sweetie, keep your fingers out of your rectum!

Ugh, me selectum something else?

Selected for someone else…I’m DE-selecting it.

This is a dish that definitely kicks some serious rectum.

I always wondered what happened to the leftovers
after my colostomy surgery.

Happy New Year to all China person!

Meat. It’s what’s for dinner, assh*le.

What worries me most is that I see the character for ‘fragrant’ in the Chinese description.

With two orders you get corn on the cob.

This is my rectum. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rectum is my best friend. It is my life.
My rectum, without me, is useless. Without my rectum, I am useless.

[This is very scary. Yesterday it was beer and I could think of nothing. Today it’s rectums and I am overflowing.]

@jjhitt: is it you that is overflowing, or your rectum?

Selected from Gay Man’s Recipe.

If you order this you’ll have to eat the hole thing.

Recommended by inhabitants of Uranus.

It’s an outlet for the chef’s creative talents.

The good news is that it isn’t served with gravy.

Is there a heavy metal band somewhere searching for a name?

I had a boss who would love this. He was always chewing my arse out.

Now that’s what I call a cheap ass menu…

OMG they actually do look ring-shaped, like sliced calamari.

I’m thinking this is not an example of Engrish but rather an entirely accurate translation.

I may never eat Squid Rings again.

@Huu Yuu. Often happens when you are too drunk to aim properly.

Don’t they call ’em grits in the southern states? (USA)

If so; It looks like the Lower Tract.

A saucy young lass from Taiwan,
Woke her lover at the night for some fun,
But his aim was so poor,
That he wrecked her back-door,
And brought her completely undone.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, rectum!

That’s intestine, so the translation isn’t all that bad

It selects the rectum or its skin, or else it gets the hose again

@Marum: Nope, that’s chittlin’s. Grits are ground corn.

@Ben: or perhaps, in this case, undigested corn.

Did they selectum BEFORE they wreckedum?

Rectum? Damn near killed em.

Only the best recta for our customers, hand-picked by the owner.

You didn’t like that dish, Sir? Our chef can come out and cut you a new rectum.

“Here is your dinner. Ah so!”
“Who you callin’ an ah so, ah so?”

I hope it doesn’t include cream of sum yung gai!

Our selected rectum, we inspect ’em, ‘n’ don’t wreck ’em.

Not to be confused with the elected rectums who think they run the country.

Some times the rectums are injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected, but only at Alice’s restaurant.