Hand picked

Hand picked

posted on 19 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Guaranteed wiped until the paper came clean.

Photo courtesy of JayShoe.
Menu found in Taiwan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Lorem Rectum …

Robert C
Robert C
10 years ago

Just hope that yours has been selected.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Could I get a side order of bogroll with that, please? Err, I mean eggroll.

Craig
Craig
10 years ago

Apparently hog rectums are exported to the Far East:

“Bung, his friend replied. It’s hog rectum. Rectum that would be sliced into rings, deep fried, and boom.”

http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/transcript

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Ben Thanks mate. We are two countries separated by a common language. 🙂

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@seventy 2rd

Non gradus anus rodentus.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@ sevent 2rd.
I like the one ; The rectum is not above the grammarians.

(Neither was Caesar) ie. Caesar non supra gramaticos.

Or are you implying that the two are interchangeable. 😈

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Rectum ex machine = A—holes appearing by totally unexpected methods.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Edit: ex machina.

mike
10 years ago

When you want only the finest piece of ass.

Marco
Marco
10 years ago

Well at least it’s selected.

Sean
Sean
10 years ago

Served with dingleberry chutney, perhaps?

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Be honest, you’re really not that selective.

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