Eel be back

Eel be back

posted on 9 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

It’s a slippery slope…

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I’ll have the octopus instead

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Must be something in the water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

My lives is full of eels

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Lives is addicted, and will soon die from it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

My hovercraft is also addicted to the eel section

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

They’re planning to base their whole next album on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, who is Kidney Cool?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

At 34 yuan, it is also addicted to eel section pr0n.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They misspelt Elvis.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

He gets a buzz from the electric ones.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

U JELLY?
(a bad pun that UK residents may appreciate)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

A nymphomaniac is addicted to the horn section.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

The bloody eel was running around in the pot like a headless chicken!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

We recommend the many human lives meel: Barbie grill in high heels. In fact, it’s veally good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If you want eels, that’s your business.
If you want to quit, that’s our business.
We’re Anguilliformes Anonymous.

GwydionM
10 years ago

How does it feel
To love an electric eel?
And borrow anything you cannot steal?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“I can eel your pain.”

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

I love-a this dish! That’s a-moray!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The restaurant keeps playing the song by Human League “Don’t you want me” over and over.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

C’mon! I’m jonesing real bad, give me some Moray!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

You must go to the Haddock Rehabeelitation Center.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My story is pretty simple. I started out sharing a few longnecks with friends on the weekends. Pretty soon I needed a conger first thing in the morning, just to function. My wife would find the morays I’d hidden around the house.

Johnny Cache
10 years ago

♪ Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to eels… ♫

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

@Ben
Now that’s funny!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I rather cuddle with the cuttlefish than feel with the eel.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

a.k.a. the eel meal deal

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

♫When an eel bites your heel,
With those teeth made of steel,
That’s a Moray♪

(Sorry Dino)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Algernon. An octopus held up a Service Station (garage)

A police spokesman said; The suspect was three foot tall, greyish, and very well armed.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

@Marum: …Lattices interfere and dark bands do appear, that’s a moiré…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Ben. Hahahaha. That is especially pertinent for me. For 19.5 years I was the Computer Engineer here in Brisse. for my company. I worked on Laser Typesetters. Vingettes, moire patterns, pixilisation of Artwork, etc. was part of my job. I started on the film-disk, tyesetters when typesetting changed from hot metal – Linotypes, Intertypes et al. 🙂

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Brisbane Courier Wail, Jan 21 2014.

A young lady who was skinny-dipping was attacked by a six foot eel.

A police spokesman said,; ” By the time the lifesavers rescued her, she was completely “done in”.

Garst
10 years ago

I is so addicted!

Ozayrica
Ozayrica
10 years ago

Join the eels! We have cookies!!!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

It’s time to join Eel-Anon.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

It’s tragic, really…

mamat
mamat
10 years ago

legalize eels plz!

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

“Eel Section Addiction” was Captain Beefheart’s proposed followup to 1969’s “Trout Mask Replica”.

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

notice : do not attempt to mate with the Eel , try the octopus instead .

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

hasta Eelvista

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