We not sorry.

We not sorry.

posted on 5 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Food so good you’ll lose your cool!

Photo courtesy of Rod Kenning.
Found in a Shanghai restaurant.  

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SF
SF
10 years ago

Translator get sacked.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

That’s why he gives the thumbs up

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Perhaps it’s a serving suggestion

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Money back guarantee if satisfied instead.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

That’s not a thumbs up, it is a thumb smashed with a hammer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You must be unsatisfied!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I was hungry. Now I get angry.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Others serve with a smile; we serve with a tennis racket.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’ve had that before.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The problem is that an hour later your calm again.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

The Incredible Hulk has his own brand of food?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

The gas from the acid beans would make anyone angry. That has to hurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Eating NO! Vomiting YES!

GwydionM
10 years ago

Customer not happy that food give him soar swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.

GwydionM
10 years ago

Customer not happy that food give him sore swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The picture shows what happened to the customer when he got angry.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I wanted to try the acid beans, but the plate wouldn’t stop moving.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Customer tripping on the beans so raising thumb instead of middle finger.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Did you say you want to talk to my manager?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well, we are just human beans …

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! (And full of acid beans)

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Oh yeah, I’m angry. I like my dried turnip acid beans with *Canadian* bacon, not fried bacon!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Don’t worry about your thumb. Everything is better with bacon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That’s how food gets heated around here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Customer insert thumb in manager, most painful!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Well, when I look at this photo, I do see red….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Try also our daily specialties:

Example head chopped
Forbid strictlys the stay
Say four-letter word
Relieve the bowels
Taste your family
Confuse-a-chef
Soil restaurant
Step the mind
Whatever
Hear what do not understand in anything
Have a throbbing Christmas and don’t have a rest in the whole year

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Maybe costumer preferred bacon baked instead of fried.

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

This time, we don’t apologise for your incontinence.

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Customer get angry, we get security.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Customer think we know f— nothing.

In fact we know f— all.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Inserting thumb without sufficient lubricant, will make your eyes cross.

Robert Coates
Robert Coates
10 years ago

Must have been the acid beans.

szk
szk
10 years ago

This must be made of customer returned food

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Customer get angry
Customer get mad
Give me the smallest tip
that I ever had

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
10 years ago

Damnit, I ordered alkaline beans! ALKALINE!!!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse. Brace yourself….Here comes the tip.

RocketCat
RocketCat
10 years ago

The lethality of the acid beans is sure to cause a heated debate.

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

Don’t try the brown acid beans. It’ll fry your bacon and you’ll just end up angry. It’s not poison, though; they’re just bad beans. And the dried turnip’s no fun trip, either.

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