Taste is King

Just add ice for a wonderful colour

Our wee wee smoothies are just runny

Looks more like a very thick PeePee

If this is PooPoo, what is that brown stuff in hamburgers?

New PooPoo, because the old one was getting lumpy…

What, no flies on top?!

Perfect colour and texture, smells like it too.

Don’t poo-poo it until you’ve tried it.

Burger King: Have it our way.

Would you like a Whopper with that?

Part of the Poo Poo Platter combo

And try our fresh steamers!

With a side of moth balls and a scouring pad.

An’ den dey eat da poo-poo … smoothies

Looks like Shanghai got jealous of Tokyo’s “Golden Turd”.

Favorite drink of Edgar Allan Poo

Available in combo number two.

B.K.’s new splatter specials menu.

– Mommy! I need to smoothie!

I refuse to believe the “NEW” symbol’s shape is a coincidence.

Organic is King

and here in North America, it comes with a big piece of Brownies.

I always said, his taste was in his bum.

Shanghai Maccas: Yu likee flies with that?

Whoa, somebody ate a big breakfast!

we compared our smoothies to the competition, and we rectum

Great, just as I was wondering the best choice to wash down my crapped cellophane noodles with steamed crap

Don’t ask for the peanut special.

Why PooPoo? Because man go.

Also served in a bowel.

Well it IS Burger King after all…

“Change it up.” Bring a change, you’ll need it with the juicy bubble.

– Here’s your smoothie. But if you’ll crap your hands, there will be no flies!

Now you just need to find two girls!

Does look like bird poop

By the way, 爆爆珠 is “bao bao zhu” (sorry, not actually pronunced “po po”), which translates to “exploding pearls”. I think they are little gelatine balls filled with fruit juice. But “poo poo” is the awesomely funny!

“Chocolate” shavings are optional

Nathan (Nathan for you) approves this

Now with 90% more diarrhea!

Better your PooPoo Smoothie than hard, dry, and difficult to pass.

Available in Mango, Corn, and Peanut…