Nothing ever happens here…

The boring button

I’d rather have a “Please don’t panic” button.

Even if I turn you on?

It doesn’t do anything

Careful not to push the wrong one

Don’t do me button!

This button is very sensitive to personal space. Please do not bother it.

Can I at least whatever?

Marvin the robot’s ON button.

Botherers should go to the Excessively Touching Room.

We’re too lazy to change the broken light bulb.

A dummy switch

You’ve already pushed me too much.

Turn me off.

Rife is pointress.

Now that’s what I call a dim switch…

This place has the most surly room service I’ve ever seen.

I think this is supposed to be the switch for a light-up “Do Not Disturb” sign.

Beats the “Easy” button all to heck.

Either way is OFF.

We didn’t pay the power bill again.

Nihilistic switch?

It switches on the Mood Lighting, but you can already tell what kind of mood it’s in.

No hope for the outlet either.

I was going to make a caption but decided not to bother.

Don’t brother me.

This switches on the Ennui Generator.

I think my wife had one of these installed.

@JimS: Power supply for bipolar transistors?

Please leave this switch alone!

Funny thing they bothered to fix the switch there

This switch’s polarity has apparently gone from “manic” to “depressive”.

(Apologies to anyone who has bipolar disorder.)

Move along, nothing to see here…