Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

– Waiter! This cello phone has no touch!

Random word salad. Take a bunch of random words and throw them together to make something that is equally random.

Has a nice sting in its bow too.

Son not for phone sex then

Mmmm … Apple!

Also available:

Mobile phone salad to go
(Yum Sam Sung)

Do you like Spicy Cello Phone Noodle Salad, Yum Won Sam I Am?

– Did you call the waiter?
– No, I called the Salad.

Pairs well with the sea bass (via Bluetooth).

It’s trying to say “cellophane noodle.” I didn’t even know about cellophane noodles until I just googled them right now. Cellophane actually sounds equally unappetizing.

Don’t get too excited. It’s just a feature item.

Play It Again, Sam!

Stop fiddling with your phone!

A Phone Quartet = Handset #!; Handset #2; Naughty Viola: Spicy Cello.

Yum won Sam.
Then they got married, And raised lots of little restaurants. And lived happily ever after.

@Algernon. If you have too much phone-sex, all your boys may grow up to be receivers.

It may be a “family restaurant”, but making mad love to your lady on the table after dinner, is considerably frowned upon.

Check out my new ringtone…It’s just some guy noodlin’ on a cello.

I’ll have the iPad Thai instead.

The Cello Phone is the instrument for which Wagner wrote his Ring Cycle.

Yo Yo Ma’s favorite appetizer!

There’s always room for Cello.

– Honey, don’t play salad with mouth full of strings!

It’s all just silly mistake! CLEARLY, they meant to write either 1: “Spicy cellophane noodle salad”, OR
2> “Spicy Jello …uh…Phone-in salad”…OR….!!
??
Okay–I give up.
o.0

@Stopchicks. For Christ’s sake, don’t look up “Glass noodles” then

Waiter . . . I’d rather have a bow of viola phone noodles.

Never mind all that! I just noticed that the photo directly above the menu looks *almost* exactly like the cover of the “Hotel California” album!! (the Eagles,1976) Love this craziness!!

Spicy Cello, with Boulla Bass and a couple of Violence – and viola! a string quartet to seranade you at dinner.

Oooh yum, I won sum a that!

I’ll try the zesty ukelele tablet salad with the fried trombone garnish.

Can you hear me now?