That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

Shouldn’t that be ‘exectoration’?

But ‘word’ is a four-letter word!

Don’t show your taint on public property either

or: “Don’t show your ‘pubic property’ on public property.”

four four four four four four four.
There, I said it and am not sorry.

Snow White and the Seven Don’t

Sign. Fork. Lamp. Help. Word. Know. Bark. Felt. Lard. Spam. Blue. Foul. Boom. Left. Keep. Side. What. Suit. Case. City.

Chuck Norris should be more considerate about the environment…

Can I random through park then?

I wasn’t expectorate much anyway…

But, ‘Don’t’, ‘four’, and ‘word’ are four-letter words!

Its my party and I’ll spit where I want to

Don’t is a for letter word

I am not allowed to say the food is “GOOD”?! What?! In Shanghai, we can’t say anything is “GOOD”?!… or “NICE”?!

– But Officer, I only said I lov – –
– STOP!

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, random the don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, with some donut and spam, don’t, don’t, don’t

Spam!

Just like those ‘Don’t Commandments’

Can I chuck Norris?

Virescence is for they who find it easy being green.

@Huu Yuu. “Taint” is the skin between a woman’s legs.

ie. It taint c—, and it taint ar$3 either.

I note that they, have shanghaied English comprehensibility.

We don’t need no hateration…

Just … Seven’t!

Yes, I am quite sick of people saying how “random” everything is, along with “ironic” and “literally”.

I literally think it’s ironic how people use “random” in non-random situations…but whatever.

And don’t pit bread anywhere

Chucking garbage is only allowed where the virescence is already destroyed.

Attaint what you got, it’s what you do with it.

If there’s enough garbage in Shanghai to be everywhere, they have a more serious problem.

In Chinese, one character is one word, so” Kung Hey Fat Choi” is prohibited in public.

Four-letter word? That is most peculiar . . .
Since when did the Shanghai people adopt letters in their native tongue?

Beware the seven deadly don’ts.
…
#7 Don’t say don’t.

Don’t say “Don’t”!

You can’t expectoration everywhere. Nobody expectorates the Spanish Inquisition!

We need to preserve our virescence.

People are far too casual about their virescence these days. That God Shanghai is doing something about that.

“Don’t random through street”

Oh darn; I was hoping to quantum tunnel my way across town.

If virescence lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor!

Coincidentally, these are the exact rules I live by.

“four-letter word” … HA!

Can I pseudo-random through street?

@Seventy2rd o clock:

(“Can I chuck Norris?”)

Sure, but please chuck Chuck Norris too, while you’re at it!

What?? “Don’t smorking in pubic concurse” Where am I suppose smorking, then?

So I can’t expectate or chuck garbage EVERYWHERE; I’ll just do it in that little spot over there.

No! No! Not the virescence.

Four letter words not allowed? I Defy thee!
Damn, Hams, Stop, Star, Rats, Four, Word, Dump, Crap (e.t.c.)….

Expectorate is spit, so the first one is telling you not to spit all over the place. That’s the only one which makes any sense at all.

*Dejectedly lowers spork*

if you become abnormally green, STAY THAT WAY!

I guess ‘work’ is out of the question in Shanghai.