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CAUTION: Feel carefully
Can I can-can it?
I always step my watch.
Never mind.
Better than mind the gap
Because minds need stepping
With Dr. Timothy Leary.
Examples heads chopped… or minds stepped.
Climb the steps of Engrish education for a more learned mind.
Actually their English, top to bottom, is fine – “Mind the step”. Their printing is 180 degrees off.
Step the Mind and Jog the Memory.
What to do with the body and spirit then?
Foot the bill
Meanwhile in North Korea
A mind is a terrible thing to step on.
Because a mind is a terrible thing to step…
Apparently the whole ‘Dance Your Ph.D.” trend is catching on:
http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2013/11/dance-your-ph.d.-finalists-announced
https://www.facebook.com/DanceYourPhD
Look mate. I just changed my mind.
Is this something to do with; “All change comes from within”?
I Soviet Russia the people don’t mind the steppes.
You have to step the mind before you can mind the step.
I knew having a dominatrix as my meditation counselor was a bad idea
Step the Mind
Mind the Gap
Gap the Step
Achieve Oneness.
The mind of a goose
It’s OK, I intended to walk backwards anyway.
Cigarette my butt!
When I saw British signs saying, “Mind your head,” my mind reversed it immediately.
I need to watch my wind.
One small step for a mind, one big leap for mindkind.
and Tea the Drink
If you need more information, phone the building manager’s ring.
I sign the read. I understand not do.
Prick the finger. Crank the bite.
The sequel to Stomp the Yard takes place in the campus library.
Dlop the bass!
Step the mind and the rest will follow!