Pretti plesse…

Looks like a job for Men in Black.

And while your at it….

I dint understand how I get her

Plesse ( plesse ) tell me why ( why ) should I wear this ( horror )?

Understandable front side of that ‘PERVERT 17” shirt

I’m over 30 and I don’t even

I din’t understand why does it[this shirt] have to be like this.

Don’t Do It.

– Mike

I Saw this on an episode of “How I met your brother”.

Is that a steering wheel mounted on a sponge?

Angle grinder with buffing pad. If you want to be “buff”, you’re doing it wrong. That’s called “ass polishing”

It’s hard to be a maverick.

After his poor performance review, Johnson was well beyond the mere “kissing” stage if he wanted that raise – it was time for the heavy equipment.

Like that shirt that featured the slogans “Knowledge is Power!” and “Ready? Shave Your Style”, plastered across a picture of urinals — here is another shirt that crosses over into pure WTF territory.

And Plesse, while you’re at it, could you fix my right leg? It seems to have grown a hand.

“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No Mr. Bond, I’m going to…………”

That’s how the game ” Need for Speed ” was conceived!

What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this

Thannk you

…. and attach that cotton tail so I can be a bunny!

If you say ‘Please’

Funny but rerun: https://engrish.com/2012/08/why-oh-why-2/

@szk Yes, and we were funnier back then.

Well, plesse my hole! Oh, wait, I mean bless my soul!

1978? Maybe it should be 1969…

Um… speechless…

Wash my ass
Kick my ass
Spank my ass
Rape my ass

Wash your own ass.

Perfection needs no caption.

Throwback Thursday!

Who’s Plesse?

Ass…hole-ay-mio…

Obviously from a song:
http://www.metrolyrics.com/tell-me-why-lyrics-declan-galbraith.html

Tell me why-y-y-y you cry, and why you lie-ie-ie to me-ee… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrmxlZsxvo