No, please!

No, please!

posted on 26 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of T.G.
Sign outside of an ice-cream shop in Shenyang, China

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Like tipping the velvet

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

New cannibal flavor

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Served in Dead Cone

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

My younger sister is particularly tender, however, if you prefer something more suckling, perhaps dad is more of your choice.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Would you like crushed nuts on your ice cream, Mr Lecter?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy! You scream!
– No, honey. I scream!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

The family that licks together sticks together.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

This must be Harry Potter’s family flavor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I never knew my wife has such a bad taste.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

From the Hale Xue family ice cream line… magic flavor!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

In Engrish, we have a saying, relatives are best served cold.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mmmm … Mommy?!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

These aren’t the cones we’re looking for.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

errrr, thanks, but I’m vegan … now

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Well, it tastes rather sour with a bitter aftertaste…

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Signed, the Green family.
It’s people!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

I’m sorry, what did you say is in the Happy Family Special #2, again?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

‘Get your hands off of me, you damned dirty ape!”
Sorry, wrong movie.

GwydionM
10 years ago

Except Uncle Bill, who has always been tasteless.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

ho le xuet, your family tastes good!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Keep your friends closed but your family frozen

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Kind of tastes like chicken……….no, fish.

Haxina
Haxina
10 years ago

May contain mushroom.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

It is special ISL Ice-cream. If you eat too much, it will cause your weight to blow up.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When my lady says “taste”, I need no second invitation.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Taste, tickle bite,
Starts the night off right.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

May contain traces of mushroom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

My daddy can lick your daddy!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I think someone removed a word from that big yellow space in the middle. It should read: Taste my family “member”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Berry Christmas and Happy I Scream!

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Come on . . . my family consists of two members. The third one is a Sibe Husky, also male ^_^

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Hey Meester, want my seester?

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

Jimmies on any cone 25 cents extra; guaranteed made from relatives named “Jimmy”.

bzbscot
bzbscot
9 years ago

Guaranteed homemade.

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