Thank God this cap was here

Enjoy the cap, but on no account try a threesome with the razor.

If only it was that simple

Are you sure the hotel wasn’t in Brazil

1. Show ‘er cap
2. Shave ‘er

What, no razor cap?!

But what about my life with beard?

Shaved girls no.

A bash in the bush, is worth two in the hand.

It is not really a cap. It is one of those heavy duty rubber bands, to ensure that when you razor hopes, you’ll shower a night’s worth of entertainment.

I shaved my wife’s pussy. It left home and hasn’t been back since.

Thanx for the razor, it was a real lifeshaver!

When walking on the streets of Tokyo and the hectic traffic stresses you out, just put on this shower cap and relax.

I’m a grower, not a shower. Do you have a cap for that?

It’s always tough to razor. (Raise her)

From Bates motel.

A lot of people get caught up in trying to see all the sights when they travel. Too stressful. I just like to relax in the hotel room in my complimentary shower cap.

Slap on this cap. I just doesn’t get any better than this.

This shower cap will be the highlight of your stay in this hotel. I’d steer clear of the restaurant. Just make sure you’ve had your shots and put on the alarm.
Sweet dreams!

For Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

[B. Griffin]

Let me tell you about the time I was shaving for my fresh life!