It’s all up to you

Today’s guilt trip brought to you by the Letter F.

A smile a day will keep ISIS away!

Are you having a laugh

Must be black humour.

Peace? Hahaha!

Peace off

Your friendly neighborhood Good Humor man delivers ice cream, frozen treats, and world peace.

Bad humor on the other hand, will cause a total apocalypse. Please avoid making bad jokes.

If only I could get over being fat, bald and ugly,
All of mankind could be at peace.
Oh well.

Ah. Typical Engrish humor

Hey Canadian parliament, get over it. Then we can all hold hands and sing “Cum BY Ya.”

This is no laughing matter.

The “F” word causes me a lot of distress!

See you later. I’m off for a peace.

@BFC The “F” word causes me lots of glee. Especially if I’m doing the verbing.

Actually. In this case a few f- words could be advantageous. Start with focusing.

An ardent young lover named Herb,
Asked his girlfriend for a verb,
She said: “Not on your Nelly”,
For I don’t want a gig belly,
So she did compound nouns that he found quite superb.

EDIT: big @#$#$@$

I thought the Good Humor people wore white. I’m confused, but I must get over this distress.

Worst fortune cookie message ever