Cold Dishes

The peanuts a bright

So refreshing the seaweed statements what do you reckon Betty a Hong

What makes the soybeans worse big PICKLES I suspects

The proprietor is quite proud of finally getting caught up on his seaweed bills.

We roast our peanuts in only the most noble gas.

No matter how bad our competitors’ soybeans are, ours are worse.

BETTY! Put those pickles down!

The Silence of the Seaweed.

Your refreshing seaweed statements for today:
1. Seaweed is a macroscopic, multicellular, marine algae that lives near the seabed (benthic).
2. Seaweed is an ingredient in toothpaste, cosmetics and paints.
3. Freshwater filtration applications are useful, too, and will commonly grow species such as Spirogyra.

I have never seen a salamander with chicken legs in the wild. This must be a scam!

I’ll have the Chicken Sauce Chicken, in sauce, with chicken.

Don’t judge Betty, she’s fallen on hard times and needs to make a living.

I went on a red date with Betty. She was impressed with my big PICKLE.

The thing about Venetian wire is it can be a bit tough if you don’t pickle it but without it the halogen peanut just doesn’t work.

Would you like the peanut fluoride, peanut chloride, peanut bromide, or peanut iodide?

Seaweed said, “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it’s wings.”

Worse soybeans… Good and worst beans are sold out?

Refreshing seaweed statements… Well, I’d pay much more than 8 Yuan to hear seaweed speak.

Chicken sauce Chicken… Wow, Chicken is a trademark now? Talking of trademarks, Halogen is a funny one, especially for something like peanuts.

After the hot and sour seaweed has abused you, try the refreshing seaweed statements.

Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.

Big PICKLES.

You rang?

Three days after eating our glutinous rice, you will have a red date too.

@Dr Lex . A scam?

Possible a scampi.

It is a far far worse soyabean I serve, than you have ever tried before.

Halogen peanuts?

Yes. We crossed then with Mandarins.

They have quartz.’

BOOM! BOOM!

Hey Marum!

Ve vill haf to make das Best von der Wurst.

(crappy German joke)

The soybeans are so bad they don’t even qualify as has-beans.

Betty works at the Suk Hong building. ‘Nuff said.

I had pickled Venetian wireless the other night — a drunken Italian ham radio operator was on 7.033 MHz.

Buy 2 or more meals and the seaweed statements are complimentary.

The Venetian wire may be pickled, but it still knows how to conduct itself.

Sorry, no more peanuts today. They argon.

@Biff the Understudy

Another fellow ham lurks on here? No kidding

Their PICKLES are so big that even the word itself is big!

Ugly Betty!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a word from Mr. and Mrs. Seaweed…
“”…

Ah, thank you. The waving in the current dance was lovely.
…

opps, repost…

And now, ladies and gentlemen, a word from Mr. and Mrs. Seaweed…

“crickets”

Ah, thank you. The “waving in the current” dance was lovely.

,,,applause…

@szk: Kilo-eight “tomorrow isn’t yesterday” at your service. 73!

Pickled venetian wires… Are they talking about people that have small PICKLES (wink wink nudge nudge)

Up to 30% more efficient than conventional peanuts!

The Venetian Blind store is in a bit of a pickle, a big PICKLE.
It was found out to be moonlighting as Mafia HQ.

“One of them bigshot pickles was wearing a wire, yeah, disguised himself
as a Venetian blind wire, and Tommy you’ll never guess where he’s from…
Italy, he was a family friend… there’s a lot of traitors in the midst boss,
I’m telling ya.”

Shouldn’t the big be caps for emphasis instead? Just a thought….

Be Blind.
Be Venetian Blind.

Resfreshing seaweed statement of humour:
Why did the beach blush? … Because the seaweed

Col Harland “Wild” Salamander’s original recipe!

Waiter, a salamander sauce salamander and a pickled fluorine. Skip the sodium, please.

Science Fact: Wild salamander chicken legs are produced bombarding standard salamander legs with peanut halogen light.

This guy’s statements are so refreshing! Seaweed for president!

The Soybeans are worse than the salamanders, but not as bad as the Venetian wire.

You said you wanted to try authentic chinese food…

I like my pickled Venetian wires with a side of Marconi and Cheese for balance.

I’ll have Chicken sauce Chicken Chicken Chicken sauce Chicken and Chicken.