The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

Blue Moantain Coffee – the perfect way to start a miserable day.

Goes down as well as it comes up

Sad coffee all round

Easy change into coffee pot by puking

One large snow is just what I need.

“This is Juan Valdez. He pukes every bean by hand.”

Baxi Coffee – a specialty brew by Brazilian taxi driver.

They have a similar coffee to Frappuccino called Fatppuccino.

I’ve heard of that coffee that they pick the beans out of the monkey crap, but this sounds worse.

Blue Moantain Coffee is grown and cultivated in Yamaica

That was a simple typo.

It should be “Blew Mountain Coffee” !

Ever notice that Krups backwards is Spurk?

Good To Last Gasp.

We’ve replaced their regular coffee with Draino. Let’s see if they notice!

I was percolating some coffee. I said to a young bloke in my office; “Would you like a cup of Niugini Gold?” (A mix of Highlands Blue and Arabica beans)
He looked at me rather strangely.
I went to pour the coffee thinking, What did I say? Then the penny dropped.

When I came back with coffee I said: “Coffee you idiot. NOT THE OTHER STUFF!”

Itacn Coffe is unique.

They nique up on the bushes at midnight and scare its bloody beans off.

Colobnia Coffee blend.

50% coffee
10% chicory.
40% cocaine.

Best served with the sound of Chainsaws running in the background.

The richest kind according to Mrs. Olson – Moutain Groan.

“Vodka is tasteless going down but memorable coming back up.”
— Garrison Keillor

“It’s Mountain Blown.”

Golum-bian coffee — It’s Precious.

At least it tastes better than “Brokeback Moantain” coffee….

“One cup of coffee, coming right up!”
“What? You mean *before* I drink it?”

This is a bad place to order coffee by the bucketful.

Oh, so that’s why the coffee looks like pizza.

Now available with extra diced carrot.

Some other items on the list:

Taxi Coffee
Cafe Cat Poo Chino
Janavese Coffee
Jamacn Coffee
. . .

Our coffee is as puke as the driven snot.

No thank you, I’ll just have a bottle of Ipecac.

I tac’n beivele is’t coffee!

Puke coffee. Always made with the finest Technicolor Yawn.

And I thought kopi luwak was gross.
They’re gonna be millionaires.

Just go around to the back and ask for Ralph.

I’ll duck over to the frat house and squeegee you up a couple of cups of Colobmia. Pretty good selection Friday nights.

Snow? Oh, I guess they mean Coke. 😛

I’ll have one snow with ice

I prefer Golobmian puke over Itacn.

Well, everything sounds different when puking it out.

I was more interested in the snow. Is it Colombian or Bolivian?

what goes down must come up

you can wish in one coffee and puke in the other

Cheaper version of kopi luwak?