Do you have stool with the long history?

Kangbite a name you can trust to be satisfied

Just what every multimillionaire wants. A Mexican holding a big wine bottle.

I’ve often thought I could make a fortune, translating from Engrish to English for these poor buggers.

Be mighty satisfied.

Approved by Thing Adams.

Sample Life, Health first.
Save Death for last.

This is my dog, Kang.
And, yes, he does.

After reading this Engrish, my ass is astified and excited.

I know the mutimillionaire furniture left me mighty, mighty astisfied…..

– For of is to, Mommy?

Mighty translation is of to made at here!

I can’t get no-astifaction…

I know who the chick at the front desk is; She’s Robby.

That is how Kang got to be a millionaire.

Kang put the bite on everyone.

You can’t get the wood you know. (Goon Show)

Slate tiles……………………………………………………..$10,000.00
Red Office Credenza and Objet D’Art……………….$30,000.00
Black & white marble Reception Desk………………$ 8,000.00
English signage…………………………………………….-$ 5.000.00

This is the new office of The Kardashian sisters and Paris Hilton. It is their intention to help to general community.
They have even formed a Vapid Response Team.

Redaction: Second “to” = the

@Marum:
Overall look……………………………..priceless

Are there Amish furniture makers in China?

Just don’t tell Kodos!

The Chinese female doll-shaped furniture has many uses.

For those of you interested in Kang Bite Furniture, the link below is even more intriguing. Be careful not to stick your left hand out.

http://liuqi88.en.made-in-china.com/product/lvMxmSwPnJhZ/China-Kang-Bit-Left-Hand-360-deg-L-Carnitine-Lweight-Loss-Capsule-K125-.html

Would you like some lotion to treat the kangbites?

Furniture becomes a millionaire by chairing large corporations.

We do not rely solely on mighty hardware to satisfy you. We have also invested in mighty technique.

Where can I buy some Kang repellant?

I can’t gimme no…astisfaction

@Worrier Princess.
There is also some devious hardware available too.
Look up The Serbian, and you will see what I mean.

Edit: Sybian. (I looked it up. 😛

Word is they’re currently trying to own the mighty Sith Empire as well.

Astisfaction guaranteed!

Kang is standing by to make the customer astisfied.

Kangbite, the Klingon captain who’s bite is mightier than his sword?

Kangbite, Korsuck, Kolothnibble…

*as* tisfied?

Oh, I see what you did there!

need owning the mighty translator foundation mighty translating technique group

For millions of dollars the furniture had well better make me satisfied!!
..Or at least astisfied!!

Kang bite off more for of is to grammar than he could chew

One I was astisfied and now I can’t get no astisfaction

What’s the problem? Their English grammar is better than that of most Americans.

The multimillionaire … … …. …., have the long … …. …. … mighty hardware … … … … for of is to make the customer astisfied