Absolutely no penetration

Absolutely no penetration

posted on 15 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Holly Bradbury.
Japanese says: “Men not allowed to enter here”. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Bought to you by Seymour Wang

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So I suppose its for female private part

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

But maybe over there

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

unless he’s John Holmes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

and on the other side: Man exclusive use but female are welcome to let them put in.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Signed, Ellen DeGeneres.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Keep out, Man.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ You can’t touch this… ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“To boldly go where no man has gone before… “

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I know. He puts it from THERE.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Lesbians.
Lesbians, everywhere

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

The other two are okay, right?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

These would make great instructions for a number of toys.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

T-shirt!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

If you want to control something, sleep with your remote.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If I move a little further step can I put it in?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Speak for yourself.

This man has been known to get it in, from the most unexpected angles.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Actually I’m fairly uninhibited. Any way and any place will be fine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

… or else he never gets the hose again!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@BtU: Or, if she’s serious, a tattoo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Man’s caption is not made at here?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If a woman catches on fire can a man put it out from here?

Goooma
Goooma
10 years ago

@Dnt. I saw this photo of a lady with a train tattooed on her stomach. You could see the back of the engine disappearing between her legs.
It was captioned: TUNNEL OF LOVE

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

A “real” man puts it in from over there !

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

May I put it in, if I promise to not go past 6 inches – he lied.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

Going by the illustrations at the top, those Japanese dildos come in really weird shapes.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

Jl: You promised not to!

Marum: I lied. 👿

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT. Whilst I have set a few on fire, I cannot recall putting one out in under two hours. 😳

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

Oh, those silly, silly Japanese sign “translators”.

GwydionM
10 years ago

You won’t get no satisfaction!
That is now the girl reaction

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

The gloryhole area is on the opposite side.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

It could be for female only condos, cause it sure wouldn’t be for female condoms.

RT
RT
10 years ago

this is Exhibit A for why Japan’s birth rate is declining

HB
HB
10 years ago

Since I don’t know Kanji, I am guessing those red things at top are illustrations of various sexual positions reserved only for the ladies… hmmm… looks like fun!

zerima
zerima
10 years ago

I guess no need for butter

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Men are usually less exclusive.

NakamuraT
NakamuraT
10 years ago

They were getting really sick of heterosexuals screwing in the bathroom…

halimah
halimah
9 years ago

Sure this wasn’t from the train …those female only cars to avoid the public groping pandemic that worried them a while ago??

Meda
Meda
9 years ago

That’s what female said!

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