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posted on 28 Aug 2014 in Signs
BTW, I might take all your food…
Photos courtesy of Kennedy Speirs.
Found outside a restaurant in Osaka, Japan.
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It just the place to make noise
Demand new tastes all the time. That’s what dinning is all about
Do you have odd who do not satisfy?
Looks more like fresh fecal matter to me.
I usually go to different places to meet those who satisfy.
Nothing Else Subject Matters
– Mettalica
Dinning is winning.
Come to DADDY.
Come to TAPA!
@Seventy2rd o clock: Woah you just reminded me of that Aphex Twin
song! If you don’t want to sleep – check out the video for it.
Hey! There’s only crusts here!
Pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less or it’s mine.
@ iLock: Much appreciated – I thought I’m alone here. Aphex, NIN, DAF, NRW, Hocico, Placebo… Silent Hill, The Fog… TAPA… You name it 😉 These things are large part of my life.
By all means, please refrain from taking my pizza.
Mama mia, that’s a spicy subject matter!
This restaurant contains fresh subject matter. Viewer discretion is advised.
What’s that? Tapas are Spanish? Eh, the Mediterranean’s all the same to our customers.
Bake your pasta, a pizza and eat it too…
Customer:Waiter, waiter! This tapa tastes like cardboard.
Waiter: Paper actually sir. I wrote the subject matter last night.
1st customer: “I’ll have a Tapa please.”
2nd customer: ‘Don’t you mean Tapas?’
1st custome: “No. I only want one.”
All our food is rated at 170 decibels or 7.0 on the Richter Scale
I’ve always wanted to go to Italy to see the leaning tower of Pizza.
What do we want? New taste!
When do we want it? Now!
The topics on the tapa are even better than the toppings on the pizza.
What is this I have even..
This restaurant contains fresh subject matter. Diner discretion is advised.
Food for thought. AND new taste demands.
It is delicious pizza. I must take it.
Does the Tapa have aloohol and meat? And is it a drive thru (or a bike thru)? And is the place clean?
Italian Dinning – try our Spannish appetizers – made of fresh subject matters who satisfy.
Japanese interpreting Spanish or Italian into English.
Chances of success = considerably less than nil.
Only one tapa, sir?
At these prices, that’s all we can afford.
The funny thing is that the verb “din” means to make loud noise.
So “Italian Casual Dinning” implies (essentially) “casual yelling the Italian way”.
xD
He meant he’ll GET even who satisfy…..
wait,,he MADE the pizza oven,,O.K…out of what kind of matter..
not enough people are wearing the traditional tapa cloth these days…
A three course serving of English, math, and science
What’s that stuff smeared all over the background?