(Really does work with hot drinks)

Our non-hot girls will give you lukewarm satisfaction.

The cup dispenser reads: “LOSER”.

Welcome to McLowSelfesteem’s.

So its cold

For sticking in things

A favorite of cocboy’s.

I’ll bite. Where do you insert it?

Actually a Japanese guy I knew did very strange things with Cherry Ripe bars, and girls.

This dispenser produces one every minute.

@Dr Lex. Imagine the sign Mc F–kaulds, with the Golden Arches drawn as a pair of open legs. The chick is leaning out the window, fag in mouth, to a car with three blokes in it.

She is saying; One French, one Round the World, one doggy Style. Do you want fellatio with that?

Insert your Democratic ballot for president here.

The Hell it works with hot drinks. The last time I tried to drink Hot Soup through a straw, I damn near burnt my tonsils off.

When you think about it, “sucker” actually makes a lot more sense than calling it “straw.”

CAUTION: May suck balls

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Ice-Pee?

@Ben. There’s one born every minute. (Phineas T Barnum – on suckers)

Actually, it gets harder in my mouth.

Actually, I find it gets much harder in my mouth.
(for a little while)

This all day sucker lost its flavor.

I sucked as hard as I could, but I could not get enough fluid to quench my thirst.

Not to be used as a “snorter”.

It’s a trap!

When used with hotdrink it blows.

For hotdrink, use futbal.

“Take one. I dare you.”

SUCKS big time with hot drink

Suckers may only sustain the ice, never break it.

They really rub it in when you accidentally order an iced coffee.

These straws pity the fool.

Hey! I’m not a Sucker, Sucker!