Coiffed pecs

Want to look like David Hasselhoff? This is the place to be.

No belly buttons

And what of knees and toes

Excuse me, can you tell me where “bald head hair and make is?”

Chester’s Hair Solon and Make Up was not happy with the city’s new ordinance limiting words on signs to five letters or less.

BOOBS
Wax and Finish

“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “I
think I’m turning into a man” then the doctor says, ” Now hold on
little lady what makes you think that you’re turning into a man?” ”
Well” said the woman “I’m starting to grow hair on my chest” and then
the doctor asked, ” Well then, how far down your chest is your hair
growing? ” and then she replied, “All the way down to my dick”.

I’ll sign up to be a donor.

@Sparky Wax on. Wax off. Wooohoooo!

Sori yumas sparky. @jjhitt

“We typed make.”

I just dig up a treasure chest. Let’s see what’s inside?

i’ll take the schwarzenegger special

Merkins one floor down.

Maybe I can find my Furry Godmother here.

CAUTION: For chest nuts only

Let’s hair some make!

Ugh . . . just shave them off.
I hate BOTH facial AND chest hair.

Go ahead, make my chest hair.

yeah i’d like you to trim my chest hair into a batman symbol