Mom and Poo bought it for me.

Funny place to put a bum

“Unleashes bolts of energy.” — Been eating Mexican again, I see.

Neptune? I think you mean Uranus.

Scatagorically peeping

You’ll never poo it again!

This is what happens when people try to enact the “when sh*t hits the fan” proverb in real life.

Something tells me this is a crappy movie.

Is there a poo in your eye or are you just happy to wtiness me?

I prefer mouth-peeing action.

“Witness the evolution of spectacular action EXCREMENT in this dazzling….unlike anything you have ever seen…” – Vietnam Chronicle

Poopeye the Sailor did it again

It’s all funny and smart until someone poos an eye out.

Sometimes I shouldn’t use Google. I just entered a few search terms relating to this Engrish, and found out that chronic constipation may cause ocular (retinal) migraines…. o_O

@Marum. Housetraining my dog went spectacularly wrong too.

Now he craps on the floor, rubs his nose in it, runs screaming round the room, and throws himself out the window.

Now I know why I get eye strain when constipated.

Best line of the movie: “Mess with me, and I’ll cut you a new eye hole.”

Everyone knows the old joke about why Texans’ eyes are brown, and why the blue-eyed Texan was a quart short.

There’s a trick you want to save for the Governor-General’s levee.

The eyes have __it.

That movie was so good I gotta get another roll of facewipe.

Eye’m so happy Eye could just @#$% myself.

My dad was a maintenance electrician at a veterans’ hospital.
They had proctologist on staff who they addressed as “Squint”.

Coincidence ?

Prolapse?

I saw it and got conjunctivitis.

Actually the description is accurate, after watching this terrible movie I felt I had literally s**t out my eyes….

I’ve heard of movies being full of eye candy. This one must be full of eye chocolate laxatives!

Defecatingly the best movie ever!

Includes 10 minutes of never before seen footage of the director taking a big steaming dump!

Here’s poo in your eye!

I wonder if this movie will play on my new iPood?

3D is getting just a bit tooo realistic these days!

You know a movie is bad when the BEST possible interpretation of the review is that it will make your eyes tired.

Mom! Eye pooed by face again! We’ve got to stop watching these crappy movies.

Why would I want to poo out of my eyes?

“Smart, funny, and loaded with eye-pooing action.” Sounds like one of my dreams. Especially after a supreme pizza extra pepperoni.

Scenes so shocking, you’ll pop your pants!

I’d go get that looked at if I were you…

Mommy why is my DVD Player pooing out eyes?

Anybody needs toilet paper?

the old stink eye