Billy’s first virus…

This is only the lite version for n00b hackers. The Pro 1337 h44x0r version has more keys, and blue LEDs.

Happy Hacking to you,
Happy Hacking to you,
Happy Hacking dear Keyboard,
Happy Hacking to you!

I own one.
But I’d trade it for a Star Pig.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

they have Edward Snowden as their spokesman.

CAUTION: The bad hacking is experienced. A happy hacking is purchased and this keyboard for the second time.

Also incrude downroad of new hit song!
– Party in the USB by Wiley Virus

*Wily.

A virus made my keyboard malfunction.

#BadComputerUser

New smaller size fits nicely in prison cells.

News Limited will be pleased.

Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2 has a built-in keystroke monitor with 3.5 km wireless transmission range.
It makes a great gift for your ex.

HINT: Escape through Windows after use.

One for each hand.

That is why women should have falt tops on their head. So you can type messages on your Twitter account, while they are giving you oral sex.

Keyboard keyboard in the sky,
Keyboard keyboard tell me why,
For I sit in my cell crying salt salt tears,
For my hacking got me twenty years.

@BFC. The government is going to treat Snowden fairly.

They’re going to give him a fair trial, and hang him afterwards.

Happiness is a warm keyboard

And see if I can generate enough heat, to melt your frigging keyboards.

Miley Virus.

Happy Hacking 2: The Happy Hacker Goes To Hollywood.

Happy Hacking is actually a well-respected brand of keyboards.

The most viral infomercial yet!

So easy to use that Huck the hick could hack the heck out of Sasame Hooks Ltd.

I’m still looking for a Kanji keyboard.
At least 2000 keys…

The Happy Hacking Keyboard is well-known enough to have its own Wikipedia page. Not sure if it qualifies as Engrish, but I don’t mean to be a downer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

But this is a famous keyboard and I’m certain the name is deliberate as it’s made for programmers. I don’t understand why this is funny.

Y’know, lately I haven’t been getting the old rush from infiltrating corporate and government computers. Maybe this keyboard will give me a lift.

BTW, “hacking” used to mean simply using a computer in a creative and original way. What is now hacking used to be “cracking”.

BTW no hacker or an IT professional would ever choose this poor excuse for a keyboard!

These keyboards are legendary. I knew about happy hacking keyboards long before I discovered this site. There’s a lot of misunderstanding here. People assume this is some cheap $2 keyboard. It’s actually a high-end keyboards with mechanical key switches. There’s even a fairly long Wikipedia article on Happy Hacking keyboards.

‘Hacking’ is meant with the enthusiast’s definition as ‘tinkering’ rather than anything malevolent.

I object. Before “hacking” became a bad thing, it simply meant “being clever” (and applied to many fields of discipline). With the old-school meaning of “hacking” or “hacker”, this keyboard is named perfectly well.