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Electric chair? I do not appreciate that.
I put you too! ♥
AH! Cardio classes.
Sit! Roll over! Appreciate!
Put you in a chair? There’s an @ss for that.
After Class ~ ♥
I can’t put me in a chair because already put me there all day.
So put off. ^^
– Students
Q. How do Korean women hold their likker.
A. By the ears.
I have a paddle if you don’t
Wink wink nudge nudge
Is that a love chair?
Hell! I thought you were studying “elocution”.
First I put you in a chair.
Then I kneel in front of you.
Then.
APPRECIATE! APPRECIATE!
After graduate, put me in a job !
Martian: What happens now?
Earthling: You wait 9 months and you have a baby.
Martian: If it takes 9 months, what was all the hurry for, at the end?
No, before class put me in a chair. After class walk me out a door.
Why are there straps on it and do I really have to wear this silly metal hat?
Is that a “kitty” icon? ^. .^
We’ll give you a chair of the dog that bit you
You will sit and listen to Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Just left out a few letters. It should say, “After class, put your ass in a chair.”
So this is a school for BDSM?
must be North Korea