How to refreshing

How to refreshing

posted on 31 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Tired of all of those animal-based bath salts?

Photo courtesy of Greg.
Found in cosmetics shop in Sapporo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

But not of Fukushima

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

But make have traces of minerals

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Disclaimer: You may have the desire to kill people after consumption.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Don’t forget check out our other products endorsed by Captain Obvious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

It’s free of animal ingredients but it has lots of sharp metallic objects

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: May include traces of excrements, of course

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Yes, of course

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

A certain homeless man in Florida may disagree with that.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I hope so. I don’t need a bath full of weasel crap.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Marum: Agreed. I get enough of that in my coffee !

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Contains salts of Sodium. May spontaneously explode, without warning

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

“…completely free of animal ingredients.”

Unlike the Chinese version, which is tiger bone salts.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

For a completely surreal experience, fill bath with Acetone Peroxide.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The old salty dog is officially out of a job.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

…However, about 50 marigold flowers were brutally killed to make this product.

Mike
Mike
10 years ago

But more importantly, is it gruten free?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

No animals were harmed or humiliated in the making of this product. Except for that slacker weasel we threw into the pot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That’s a relief! All the piranhas in the last bath salts I used were a real downer!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum | 6:23 am: That’s a cat-alyst, mate. Beware of animal products!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT I was thinking of Sodium Azide. (NaN3. The gas forming agent which blows out and inflates your car’s air-bags

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Sori. C9H18 O6 TCAP. Yeah. An acid catalyst. Which is a cat on LSD.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Is this a big problem in Japan … animal bits in your bath?

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Bits of Krokodil?

Nyanko
Nyanko
10 years ago

Uhh, this isn’t Engrish at all. There are animal-derived ingredients in loads of bathroom products. Your shampoo or bodywash very likely contains glycerin (potentially from animal fat), lanolin (from sheep’s wool), urea (potentially from urine), beeswax or a number of other animal ingedients. Glycerin in particular is very likely to be in bath salts and could be animal or plant-derived, but there’s no way to know unless the company says. Clearly this is just a perfectly well-written vegan product.

argondo
argondo
10 years ago

You would be surprised how many things especially soaps that is made of animal related products……

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