For that extra hairy bread

They warned us that too much wanking would give us hairy palms! I didn’t expect a product designed to deal with the problem, though.

The bread is a rye!!

Goes better on toast

On the other hand you could shave with a loaf

my soul patch is 12 grain

Is this the shaving method where you put your head between two buns and stick it in a lion’s mouth?

I need some of this. My buns are getting too hairy.

After using this, your Bread Pitt will never be the same

If you don’t rinse off the gel your bread will get crusty.

Never ever buy your bread, where everyone has full beards.

Never needed to shave my hands.

At my age you don’t need to wait a little while for your bread to soften more.

Just use an electric razor and you won’t knead gel.

Don’t use too much gel or shaved girls will slip off your face. 😛

Whatever you do while shaving – Don’t cut off “the man in the boat”.

The gel tastes like strawberry flavor on my bread. Yummy!

@Dr Lex. No it was the Crocodile Trainer.

He trained crocodiles to jump rough burning hoops and all sorts of things. For his pes de resistance, he put his penis in the crocodile’s mouth and hit it over the head with a beer bottle.

“There!” he exclaimed. “Would anyone like to try that?”

An old lady in the audience piped up. ‘I’ll give it a go love. If you promise not t hit me with a beer bottle.’

Q. Why did the man work as a baker?

A. Because he needed da dough.

One of the “hausbois” in PNG drank the Boss’s aftershave to get plastered.
I’ll bet he felt like hair was growing inside his stomach, when he woke up

I see the Engrish. It should be Fairy Bread, not Hairy Bread.

Next tip – how to butter your beard

I would shave my beard, but I’ve grown attached to it.

I was just reading the Italian version of Rapunzel. She let down her beard.

@Sparky. One of the Graphic Artists did a cartoon of that. Guess which hair she let down?

Endorsed by Powdered Toast Man.

It spreads the gel on its palm or it gets the hose again.

shaving tips by pillsbury doughboy WOOHOO!

But don’t women like whole bread? Why should I shave?

The shaving bread knows.

If the content gets low, most companies would rather you just throw the rest away and buy another.

@ Marum. That would be anything from the eyebrows down.

Every time I want to make some bread, things get quite a bit hairy

Girette shaving cleam for your lazor.

But if you wait too long after spreading out the gel,
your whiskeys will harden more, making shaving more difficult.

If you shake more then 3 times, your just playing with it.