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I’l have a molar thanks
As opposed to nose
* WIPES HAND
Player B picks CLAWS.
* TIP LEAVES
Similar to picking your ring.
7 daySurvival kit:
10. Picks tooth
01. Brush tooth
01. Paste tooth
01. Matches box
07. Beads heat
07. Rations hard Box (4pcs)
20. Clips (5 rounds ea) ammunition 7.62
01. First aid kit.(30pcs)
03. Strips (10ea) water purification tablets
02. Field pack Morphine (Automatic injection retractible)
I’m Claude Balls, and I approve of this massage.
Didn’t know Bears used toothpicks.
Only after they’ve eaten you. They like “peeps”.
Shovels toothpaste
f you eat anything that comes out of Hong Kong waters, you will need more than a toothbrush
ergo
Stomach pumps
Tooth responsibly
I want the tooth, the hole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
When doctors want to influence Parliament, they use a lobbyist.
When dentists wan to influence Parliament they use a toothsayer.
Brushes teeth??
Who wants to paint their teeth?
Wouldn’t it be better to do a bit of scrimshaw on them, instead?
Menu for tooth fairy
Everybody nose it’s very picky
It chops the lotion on its stick or else it picks the tooth again
When you think about it, tooth picks look a lot like tiny chop sticks. Maybe this is what people in Hong Kong use to feed their babies instead of those little spoons and forks parents use for babies over here. 🙂
The paper toilet was a complete disaster.
Hello Kane, I want to play a game. When you are a dentist, you picked the gold and silver fillings of people’s teeth and putting them in your safe. Today you will pick your own fillings one by one. Your job is to free the metal strings from your teeth with a drill that will pierce the strings. When the clock expires, all of your teeth will be pulled out by a Lamborghini so fast, that you will feel intense pain and die. You have 14 minutes to decide. Live or Die Kane, make your choice.
GM, for when you want Dodgey teeth
OUCH . . . where’s my tooth?
Posts caption.
…And that’s why the indigo maker turned king was called Harald Bluetooth! *Rimshot*
*Dodges tomato*
Chooses Gold
Drinks Moonshine
more of those darn Russian imported tooth picks.