Defecate normally please

So where can i graze my cattle

Defecate in a structured way

top·sy–tur·vy
1: in utter confusion or disorder
2: with the top or head downward

I am not sure whether I would want to try defecating according to definition 2, even if it were not prohibited.

To do WHAT in a WHAT way now?

These are the very best trees our architects could build.

Sounds like a Craig’s List personal ad: In search of open minded person into Topsy-Turvy. Must bring your own cattle.

I Flammable Substances? I am not that HOT, you know!

Thank you Garden, I will be fine.

Once upon a time, I defecated hanging from a tree upside-down.

I’ll never forget it.

psssst–it’s all in the toilet paper!

If you are riding a motorcycle and a bike at the same time in the garden, no wonder it comes out all “topsy.’turvy”

Damn! I’ll have to make sure my washing clot does not hang out or be camp there.

Am I okay with 2 Flammable Substances ?

Can I stand on my head and fart my shoes off ?

Sorry, I had to wash and bath in the lake after my defecation went topsy-turvy.

These regulations were obviously written by a humble and self defecating person.

Mow that would be something to see.

Having a crap while doing back-flips.

Not a feat to be sniffed at.

Sure you can defecate in the ornamental tank. Just keep your head pointing upwards and don’t bring soap — they’ll think you’re taking a wash.

Look mate. I’m a bike riding explosive cow, who likes to run around stamping on birds. I will also crap wherever I please.

@Worrier Princess. They will also turn a blind eye to you gnawing the bark off trees, while you are having sex on the park benches.

One can not blame the bloke for defecating in a topsy turvy manner.

I filled the toilet bowl with Hydrochloric Acid.

Simple:
Lambda ND = Rho L provided Pi ES is constant.

@72rd. I was under the tree gnawing on the grass. I can never forgive it.

“If any body found, intentionally violate any regulation”. Is this a new way to say “Over my dead body!”?

In other words, don’t talk s*** here.

Schrödinger’s Cattle

The rule was introduced after the unfortunate incident with the gymnastics team and the bad fish.

Everyone must be strictly abided? Then you must follow my rules!

Trespassers will be violated.

Don’t worry management, my poop is very symmetrical

After eating really spicy though, don’t even bother to keep it in as you’ve already broken rule 2.

Please use only explosives provided by us. You’ll find them in the gun turrets of the ornamental tanks.

It seems my homeowners’ association has taken over a homeless camp.

Needless to say, you must absolutely not ignite any flammable explosive defecation.

Posted in one of those art museum projects where all the furniture is bolted to the ceiling.

Defecate in rong tubes provided to ensure defecation comes out right side up.

Just defecate normally. like everyone else.

Any body found intentionally will be punished