Because donuts would just be weird

Well, ok, if it will get me out of the ticket.

Waiter, my corn has some fuzz on it.

Waiter, there’s fuzz on my corn…

Wow. That was an interesting coincidence…

Like, must’ve been a second apart.

He’s a cornstable.

One of the hazards when arresting drunks.

Pop that cop gangsta-style, and receive free popcorn.

When you order CON on a cop, you get a free out of jail card.

The Gaelic Mushrooms are directly imported from the Scottish Highlands.

Put you corn down and your hands up

Special Today: Sweet & Sour Cops!

Corning cops is frowned upon by the police farce..

Are you SURE that’s vegan?

The police are stalking me!

Whatever you do. When the officer bends over to read your numberplate:

DON’T CORN THE COP.

I’m Cornstable Dornstable.

And I deplore this massage.

Guys.! Don’t pop your corn, unless you are wearing a condom.

We used to have a Federal Senator her in Oz, called Condon Byrne.

To me, it abounded like a salutary method, of disposing of used contraceptive devices.

For GOD’S sake Elley-May.

I said schuck ….SCHUCK – the corn.

Our food is — well— corked

The Courier Mail (daily rag) in Brissie., printed an article describing an officer as a Defective in the Police Forces.

He asked for a retraction, which they duly apologised, and did so.

This time he became a Detective in the Police Farces.

He did not pursue the matter further, after all, he had already lost two….Why try for three? I’ll bet it amused his workmates.

Judge: I sentence you to ten years of removing all the corn husks in the prison cafeteria!
Criminal: Aw, shucks! 🙁

Vegans only, I ‘ear.

– Copcorn to go, please.

That’s from years of foot patrol.

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to make fun of the corncob on my head.

Beavis Vs. Eric Cartman

I think that’s a typo, seeing as it is only one letter off.