Now in Hip!

Contents: six gallons of liquid nitrogen.

If you can shampoo a lion, that’s really cool!

With my sword and my shield

Oh that’s a relief I was hoping it wasn’t type crap

Also available: TYPE_HOT for women

It’s a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

Doh! They sent me type-nerdy by mistake.

Will I get a thumb-up if I type ‘COOL’?

Also try TYPE-FLAMING, TYPE-BRO, TYPE-JOCK and TYPE-DUDE.

PT — Professional Technology, strait from the Crusades to you.

CAUTION: For hot men only

I didn’t know they made lions that small.
Or that cool.

Sorry, not my type.

Most men who think they’re cool are just lion about it.

Cool
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I don’t get it, nothing happens.

Are men hot when they’re cool, or cool when they’re hot?

Pro Tecting cool mens virginity

I don’t need no tech to be cool.

The box should be a cube because cube is the top of cool !

The lion will bite your head off, and you will cool very rapidly.

Is it Lithium-Ion or Mac OS Lion?

@Ben: I bet it’s a fez. Fezzes are cool.

cool* self = (cool*)[super init];

Lets all be like Fonzie alright? Be cool honey-bunny, be cool.

you young whippersnappers! back in my day being cool didn’t come in a can. we had to hike 7 miles uphill in a snowstorm barefoot to become cool!

You still have to register online to receive mojo.

Nothing is cooler than high-tech hair.

Turns out it’s actually just a fan.

Less successful products in the line included TYPE-LAME and TYPE-BLAH.