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A thing in a bag.
How much
An oblong with handles
The shopping bags at Womb.
I need a bigger bad for my fucntion: h(x) = |(5y + 3)| / 2[cos( 5y+3 ) – 5]
We are proud to offer you this not entirely useless bag.
Unlike the rest of the junk that we sell.
Function just got real!
@jjhitt: Who’s afraid of the big bad fucntion? 😛
It’s not just a pretty face… er… bag.
Let’s design with Arial Substantial Medium!
If I don’t get the bag, will there be a wardrobe malfunction?
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Fill the bag with groceries (glass bottles, eggs, tomatoes …)
2. Rotate the bag counter-clockwise until you’ll be able to read the text horizontally
A *random English word* and *another random English word* = Engrish
Is it a flamingo shaped bidet?
A shopping bag without design and substantial function is nothingness. I think that was one of Kierkegaard’s.
I divorced my bag. She didn’t have design or a substantial function.
There is a hole in the bucket.
And random words are leaking out.
I imagine, cutting two eyeholes in it. Then putting it over your head, and doing armed robberies, might qualify as a “substantial function”.
You hava designs ona my bag, I maka you cementa boots.
This bag has an API.
@Sparky. when I was young, I set up a picnic lunch on top of a headland overlooking the ocean, a good bottle of wine, (I have always been a sucker for a romantic setting) and set out to seduce my newly acquired wife.
She said. “Let’s go home.”
At that point, I could see my life ahead, extending into the distant future.
Could that be construed to be a lack of design, or substantial function?
Oh Yeah. I timed it nicely. The full moon was rising also. 😥
Are you substantial? This is the design for you.
@Gwn. Haha. Evening wear for the substantial. 🙄
@72rd. I thought it was megaron .
Airsickness just became high fashion.
Your store doesn’t have a public restroom? Guess it’s time to use my substantial function bag!
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Doesn’t get more substantial than storing things…
@Lollerskate.
You may never find my thing in one of those.
?? Should may be will. ❓
@Marum: Here’s hoping you’re never wrong about that!