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Keep you hands to yourself
I thought Absolute was a vodka
Go home, item, you’re high.
Therefore, the complicated and low caption thing of a quality which is not done at all is made at here.
High items not done too much because I can quit any time I like.
Wow… Absolutely relative!
Liberate Fidelity and Enslave the Infidels!
Unlike the quality, the verbiage on the tag is done too much. Absolutely.
Why does it say 73? I don’t understand that part.
@jjhitt: Because 73 is the best number. Sheldon Cooper said so.
To get high, I recommend Jacket Daniels
Looks like some sort of exclusive high quality coke making faithful swinging time machine…kind of like HG Wells meets a born again Ron Jeremy
So. It’s unique.
That gomes from the lain and ancient Greek.
Unis = one
Equus = a horse.
EDIt: Latin.
Carpe cereviscium.
73 iis a prime number.
This, is PRIME stupidity.
Liberate fidelity. I think our politicians did that.
Fidelity flies out the window, every time they open their mouths.
TIME STEP.
Or the escalator may chew your foot off.
We never do “quality” too much.
But we produce the usual rubbish like rabbits.
I do believe that this T Shirt was designed by someone called “Griffin”.
♫ Let’s do the Time Step again… ♫
( It’s just a jump to the left….)
I don’t know if it would qualify for Engrish but it is damned funny.
Have you heard our PM speaking lately. (The Right Horrible T.A. MHR. PM.) He is speaking sententiously, in deep hushed tones, with long random pauses between words. Obviously trying to sound like an elder statesman.
In reality, he sounds like Frank Thring with brain damage.
The quality assurance section of this factory consists of people hitting the product with a hammer, if it seems of too high quality.
73 Griffins in a knockerswibble.
@Algernon. Not as good as Stolzindhekddnjkgrlaya, or however the hell you spell it.
♫Griffins led the assurance parade,
110 Chimeras banged the drum♫
73 Griffins. (bugger)
Para mi es todo uno.
Articulos de calidad.
Liberar el qualidad
@jjhitt: the guy who designed it must be a ham radio operator: old telegraph code for “best regards” –… …–
Time Step: The Secret Seal of Rassilon.
Gryphons ?