Functional shopping

A thing in a bag.

How much

An oblong with handles

The shopping bags at Womb.

I need a bigger bad for my fucntion: h(x) = |(5y + 3)| / 2[cos( 5y+3 ) – 5]

We are proud to offer you this not entirely useless bag.

Unlike the rest of the junk that we sell.

Function just got real!

@jjhitt: Who’s afraid of the big bad fucntion? 😛

It’s not just a pretty face… er… bag.

Let’s design with Arial Substantial Medium!

If I don’t get the bag, will there be a wardrobe malfunction?

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Fill the bag with groceries (glass bottles, eggs, tomatoes …)
2. Rotate the bag counter-clockwise until you’ll be able to read the text horizontally

A *random English word* and *another random English word* = Engrish

Is it a flamingo shaped bidet?

A shopping bag without design and substantial function is nothingness. I think that was one of Kierkegaard’s.

I divorced my bag. She didn’t have design or a substantial function.

There is a hole in the bucket.

And random words are leaking out.

I imagine, cutting two eyeholes in it. Then putting it over your head, and doing armed robberies, might qualify as a “substantial function”.

You hava designs ona my bag, I maka you cementa boots.

This bag has an API.

@Sparky. when I was young, I set up a picnic lunch on top of a headland overlooking the ocean, a good bottle of wine, (I have always been a sucker for a romantic setting) and set out to seduce my newly acquired wife.
She said. “Let’s go home.”

At that point, I could see my life ahead, extending into the distant future.

Could that be construed to be a lack of design, or substantial function?

Oh Yeah. I timed it nicely. The full moon was rising also. 😥

Are you substantial? This is the design for you.

@Gwn. Haha. Evening wear for the substantial. 🙄

@72rd. I thought it was megaron .

Airsickness just became high fashion.

Your store doesn’t have a public restroom? Guess it’s time to use my substantial function bag!

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Doesn’t get more substantial than storing things…

@Lollerskate.

You may never find my thing in one of those.

?? Should may be will. ❓

@Marum: Here’s hoping you’re never wrong about that!