Cows have no personality

It has ribs but no backbone.

Made by wimpy cows

No wonder the Americans want to export it.

This platoon only has one mission, and that is to conquer your taste buds with utter blandness.

Now you know, the collective noun for ribs: a platoon of ribs.

America is a paper tiger, and tastes insipid.

I’d rather have a squad of eccentric T-bones than a platoon of characterless ribs.

So which one is the rib lieutenant?

I guess no moral fiber then…..

Disclaimer: This package may contain traces of bull.

So now we have an UP-voting troll. *yawn* seen it before. Got anything original? 😛

@Timmy: No fiber at all; that’s what veggies are for. 😉

‘First, they grill the cow’s udder. It’s a milktoast.

Bon’less Appétit!

Courtesy of Sargent Slaughter.

What about Chinese Angus?

I like characters. Can I have the Hello Kitty ribs instead?

– Waiter, my Angus went berserk!
– Because it’s been Barbie-cued, Sir.

I dieting. Can I have a squad instead of a fill platoon?

R.I.B. PLATOON. MEAT US IN ANOTHER LIFE.

The Colonel at KFC once thought of opening a rib platoon joint but the mission failed.

It’s not a T-bone, because “T” is a typographic character.

– How about ‘The Silencer of the Lambs’, Sir?
– Only if it ribs the lotion on its skin!

Rib Platoon: Lust for Blandness

This is the actual cow Bart Simpson used to tell us NOT to have.

Okay Alex, “Who is Charlie Sheen ?”

The Americans are characterless because only the Chinese write in characters.

The Lord says: “THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH”

(if that’s okay with all you guys then)

@Chuck. Just another self-important bubblehead on TV, who thinks the sun rises out of his a—. See one you’ve seen them all.

One of the many reasons I threw my TV out about 5 years ago. Who wants to spend a lot of money to see those wankers in Digital High Resolution. 😡

@Marum: I’m sure you realized I was answering a Jeopardy question using the first, third and fifth clues offered.

COWS QITH GLUMS.

COWS WITH GUNS.

Pinga bilong mi, I plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen pato.

EDIT: Pinga bilong mi, i plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen pato.

@Chuck. Nein, not into jeopardy myself. Crosswords – yes indeed! But Charlie Sheen really does fit my “job description”.

Not bad though; American: Character: platoon: I guess Tom Berenger, or Willem Dafoe, wouldn’t fit. As I said I don’t watch TV, thus I am not into TV games:

May the road rise to meet you. (Old gallic benediction, not what happens when you have a surfeit of scotch on board)

EDIT: Gaelic.

Lang may yer lum reek.

Heroic Toast: Here’s to the Rib Platoon! Second to nothing!

Note: That was “characterless” !
So only one of those names fits.

Noted. 🙂 😀 😮

No worries, my friend.
It still has bovinality, from which Bovril is extracted.

@BFC. Awww! I am a very ancient Sumerian, my character is extremely cuniform.

They put the cow through the Blander — BOOM! BOOM!

I suppose your Kobe beef ribs have more character, then?

It must be the Beef, Maccas use in their burgers.

Brings a whole new meaning to “seasoned cannon fodder”.

So THIS is the fate of war movie extras!