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posted on 28 Mar 2014 in Signs
In fact, we’re right under your nose
Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement.
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Nearing YOU!
Almost there. To open.
…warm, you’re getting warmer…
No we’re not there yet
We Are Around You
– Pee-ka-poo! We are close too!
That’s what she said!
Signed, the NSA.
Schrödinger’s Us
It’s a bumper sticker.
Member of the Ninja Shopkeepers Association.
Go Away! Then We Open.
Any closer and the piss enters pool.
Mommy, is that you?
Yeah, let’s just be friends.
We can see you, but you can’t see us.
…t homosexuals?
Keep Austin weird.
Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me.
♪ ♫ When you’re in Texas, look behind you,
And that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be. ♪ ♫
The bank robbers are right over that hill, kimosabe.
No. I want to watch crash.
And we’re also larger than we appear.
If you don’t like to see public displays of affection, stay away.
I didn’t know that was a glass door…
Then it hit me.
Are we close, or are you just happy to stop me?
Too close. Back up a little.
Later, Kyra Sedgewick in “The Closer”.
Closed! Freddie! CLOSED!!
I was getting close darling.
Then you said: “Hurry up!”
The ne contraceptive.
CLOSE.
It stops the fear of being MUM.
Typo new..(FB&B)
That’s what all the pedestrians say, just before I get ’em with the bulbar.
Close – Closer – Closet
Go ahead and move, punk. Make our day!
If it’s a cigar store, the sign should read “We are close, so no cigar!”
♪ ♫ Close to You. ♪ ♫
Now, Go! We are at opened! Hurry, no, wait!
Zeno’s Paradox
Something you might hear while going down on the King.
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