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This better not be a salon…
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Hey so there is something there for men AND women
This better be good
Technically speaking, it’s a hair saloon where you can also get an endless screw
♪ ♫
You better not curl, you better not dry,
You better not tint, I’m telling you why;
Technical store is coming to town. ♪ ♫
The Dalai Lama made me do it
♪ ♫ I’m gonna wash that machine right out of my hair ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Shave and a haircut- 64 bits. ♪ ♫
You’d better believe he’s better!
Owned and operated by Chuang Yi, NACCAS, MCSE, CISSP.
Better not ask for a shave, or they’ll go get the angle grinder.
After getting my hair done there, I get radio stations playing in my head. And when I comb my hair it changes channels.
– Would you like a hair car’, Sir?
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
When I grow up, I want to be an Adult Shop.
If you want Tibet — See a bookie.
@72rd I went there at lunch time, to get a grub-screw
Engrish 101.
Hairdressing = To speak to in a formal manner. ie. The local member, was hairdressing various people from his electorate.
The proprietor’s father helped out by providing the sign, but was clearly disappointed with his son’s chosen career.
Either sham or poo, but not both. We regret for the inconvenience.
This is where manicure sets came from
May I have an Intel haircut with an Apple shampoo?
Free Tibet*
*With purchase of another Tibet of greater or equal value**
**Must also purchase two hair care products and you had better
buy them at technical store
Cashing in on the geek market?
…if it knows what is good for it !
And you also had better enjoy your meal in two hours too…
…or else!