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Go home,T-shirt, you’re drunk!
If one of your relations is a count, does that make him a mathematic relation?
Perhaps we might explode
Clockwork monster how 20th century
Wind me up and I’ll show you my monster. 😈
Cool new speed metal band. The slogan needs work, though.
I had relations with a female mathematician. She let me bisect her angle.
Boom-Boom!
I’ll have whatever he’s drinking.
We are also a morecure
The relation of the trelation
is the ture that is pure.
I knew one guy who was more of an ion – he was charged on three counts.
Unfortuna tely I can ‘ trelate
Godzilla vs. Mighty Urbi Culture
trelationship is a good word to describe a love triangle.
This T-shirt is way too urbicul.
We are a singleton, as well.
I think the designer of this T-shirt would fail the Ture-ing test.
treally atomic
Might this be the infamous “decul ture”?
ubi-culture – it’s Engrish everywhere!
If we are an atom, some are a few electrons short.
With science of course!
No, we are a LOT of atoms.
I don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
(Stole that from a T-shirt)
“So like, one atom in my thumbnail could be like a whole ‘nuther universe? Can I buy some —from you.?”
My grandfather died of mathematics. At 75 he married a 19yo. He died trying to find out how many times 75 went into 19.
Two Hydrogen atoms are walking along, when one stumbles.
He says: “I just fell over an electron.”
His mate says: ‘Are you sure?’
First atom: “I’m positive.”
Someone, threw a dictionary in the large Hadron collider.
This text is the result.
Is trelationship like tree hugging?
Ah, überkultur für der untermensch.
Ermahgerd! Urbical Ture!
– Darling, where’s my accelerator? I’m going to split!
Ture or flase, that’s the way I see it.
Then there’s the one about the constipated mathematician.
He worked it out with a slide-rule.
I am the Abominable Alarm Clock! Sleep no more!
Atoms take matter into their own hands.
So it takes two to make an atom. Men are protons, women neutrons (and electrons is love).
Clockwork terrible monster? Have the Dwemer Animunculi escaped the ruins again?
It’s a MIGHTY atom: It just goes to show what a strong force Engrish can be.
Engrish man, Engrish man
Doin’ the things and Engrish particle can…
We are an atom? Well, we need to split!
Legitimate algebra classroom thoughts. Urbicul ture = But Uric Rule
Atom & Eve had trelationship in Garden of Eden, gave rise to humanity. Hilarity ensued!
The way I see it, You are a trelationship.