Only 2 sizes: too big & too small

Only 2 sizes: too big & too small

posted on 11 Mar 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We’ll apologize.

Photo courtesy of Grant Wideman.
Sign found in Osan, Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Do you want that in itchy wool or not

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Comes in any color you like as long as its grey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I will complain and make trouble

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Do you feel lucky, punk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Grandma goes to war: Official outfitters of the 29th Umbrella and Handbag Battalion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Bitch, please! Or maybe Please bitch.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

If you complain, we will send our military over to your home

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘Forget Woman’ is the name of the shop

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

MILLitary uniforms, specially for ground troops.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Millitary,

I will complain! You sending artillery to mee at my bangolow, the tanks, fighters, ninja, bombs, the uniform generalls in my bed room disturb me here at 2 a.m., wake up my wife, neighbors the dog, just because of wrong size your millitary uniforms, go away, I hate all of you!

Apollogize, understand, O.K.
You come again will not wellcome!!

Customers

GwydionM
10 years ago

Mail order service by ex-military drone. Be sure not to be carrying anything that looks like a weapon or bomb.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

They must know my family.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

♫♪ ♪♫ Now, I heard the WACS recruited
♪♫ ♫♪ Old maids for the war
♫♪ ♪♫ But mommy isn’t one of those
♪♫ ♫♪ I’ve known her all these years

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“This is my complaint. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

coffeebot
10 years ago

The customer is always right [here, whining]

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Definitely one of those stores with a joke “complaint department” hand grenade.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

SON, DO I LOOK LIKE THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT? AM I WEARING A BADGE THAT SAYS “HI THERE, COME ON IN AND B**** ALL YOU WANT” NO I’M NOT, BOY!!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

This parrot you sold me not half an hour ago is dead!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

1. Choose inappropriate size, color or model
2. Complain
3. BOOM!!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

There will be blood.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Mail order? Like most of us; It comes in a box.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@FB. from John Cleese.

(haughtily) Oh no sir. It’s not dead. It’s merely sleeping.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE CAUGHT BY THE PRIVATES!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Everybody Expects The Korean Inquisition!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

He’s all tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Of course I will complain. I’m not a soldier.

szk
szk
10 years ago

Atleast they are honest

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Corporal Punishment?

Andrew
10 years ago

…because we know how whiny you can be.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

complain all you want, military service is still required in Korea.

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Our shoe department sells assorted shoes – rest assured, none are the same size, and all are for the left foot.

mikew
mikew
10 years ago

We read your mind too.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Yes Sir, Sir!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

For all the Python fans:
.
Why did you come in here then?
I wanted to complain.
Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
(For those left wondering, it’s from the end of the Argument Sketch)

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

“Klinger! Take that dress off!”
“Okay, but your not going to like what you see.”

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Ahh, the clever shop owners try a little reverse psychology…

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Millitary uniforms – …For milling about, and stuff…

Greenbird
Greenbird
10 years ago

There’s something more than a little creepy about the way the right-arm sleeve on the green suit looks almost as if it wants to shake hands with you…(“Pleased to meet–oops, sorry; I forgot that I have no hands. Or arms. And I’m only *thinking* at you, as I have no head, or legs-just a pole stuck up my butt, if I even have a butt, which I doubt….Gawd, this place is cheap!”)

Kioku
Kioku
10 years ago

Comes in 3 “fun” colors: puce, mauve, and mustard. The colors seen from the window are only for display.

Manycock
10 years ago

That need no washing, no cleaning, there are all the same color all time and need no smell in option

Enclave
Enclave
10 years ago

Well, thats what I came here for – to complain!

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