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Going 100
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Going is made at here!
Going where
Don’t Going Drive
Who Going
If I get to 100 I hope I’m still going… regularly.
Custom
80% Going
20% Coming
Gone!
Favorite ride for the Energizer Bunny.
Going! Going! Blaze it up!
….and that’s the last time I’m eating habanero peppers! 😯
Blaze it up! You’re 100, they won’t arrest you for marijuana possession!….aches and pains…gone!….you can try!…no pressure…dude…
I going 100 points on way to make ultimate skill.
You can try getting a ticket! Hurry! Hurry! The police are going!
Bend over. Light match. Pass gas. Blaze it up! Rinse. Repeat.
When the Going gets tough, the Going gets Going
When you see our Custom, you will be going elsewhere
Hi, I would like a custom made going of 112.7 km/h.
I wouldn’t board a Going 487, aka Nightmareliner.
So when are you going to make any sense?
When you’re going 100 on a moped, you can try… stopping!
”Going! Going! Gone!”
– Road Blazer
Made of Taiwan
“Alex, I’m going with Going 100.”
“Alright. Here’s your answer: You can try!… Going!…Going!…Blaze it up!”
“What is the custom made of going?”
– But Officer, this is just a sticker!
(What ARE we trying to sell, here? Anyone?)
Let me translate,
Well, you can TRY going 100 on your moped… but don’t be surprised if your engine catches fire… as is the usual custom.
Going… Going… Boing!
100 blaze it
Is this a advertisement for an unusually mobile and autonomous product, or an auction house?
if the going gets tough, you might need to pass that stone
…and what in blazes are you trying to say?
@N Ned. Thanks for the idea.
A lusty young wench and her lover young Fred,
Tried to light up their lust on the seat of a moped,
At 100 or higher,
The engine caught fire,
And lit up their sporting sections instead.
Golem 100 rides his Going 100.
Hello, I must be going…..–G Marx
So go already!
So much for “lewd entries will be deleted.” Way to go, webmaster