Going 100

Going 100

posted on 12 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Transportation

Hurry! Before it went!

Photo courtesy of Joe Murray.
Moped found in Taipei, Taiwan.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Going is made at here!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Going where

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Don’t Going Drive

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Who Going

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If I get to 100 I hope I’m still going… regularly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Custom
80% Going
20% Coming

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

Gone!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Favorite ride for the Energizer Bunny.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Going! Going! Blaze it up!
….and that’s the last time I’m eating habanero peppers! 😯

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Blaze it up! You’re 100, they won’t arrest you for marijuana possession!….aches and pains…gone!….you can try!…no pressure…dude…

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I going 100 points on way to make ultimate skill.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

You can try getting a ticket! Hurry! Hurry! The police are going!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
10 years ago

Bend over. Light match. Pass gas. Blaze it up! Rinse. Repeat.

coffeebot
10 years ago

When the Going gets tough, the Going gets Going

GwydionM
10 years ago

When you see our Custom, you will be going elsewhere

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Hi, I would like a custom made going of 112.7 km/h.

SF
SF
10 years ago

I wouldn’t board a Going 487, aka Nightmareliner.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

So when are you going to make any sense?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When you’re going 100 on a moped, you can try… stopping!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Going! Going! Gone!”

– Road Blazer

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Made of Taiwan

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
10 years ago

“Alex, I’m going with Going 100.”
“Alright. Here’s your answer: You can try!… Going!…Going!…Blaze it up!”
“What is the custom made of going?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– But Officer, this is just a sticker!

Greenbird
Greenbird
10 years ago

(What ARE we trying to sell, here? Anyone?)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Let me translate,
Well, you can TRY going 100 on your moped… but don’t be surprised if your engine catches fire… as is the usual custom.

consultant
consultant
10 years ago

Going… Going… Boing!

tarltarasa
10 years ago

100 blaze it

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Is this a advertisement for an unusually mobile and autonomous product, or an auction house?

RT
RT
10 years ago

if the going gets tough, you might need to pass that stone

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

…and what in blazes are you trying to say?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@N Ned. Thanks for the idea.

A lusty young wench and her lover young Fred,
Tried to light up their lust on the seat of a moped,
At 100 or higher,
The engine caught fire,
And lit up their sporting sections instead.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Golem 100 rides his Going 100.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Hello, I must be going…..–G Marx

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

So go already!

Sporky
Sporky
10 years ago

So much for “lewd entries will be deleted.” Way to go, webmaster

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