Does it notice?

– Sit! Roll over! Doesit!

That dog!
I noticed.

I just hope my wife doesit notice my Porn Steak

Steamed hotdog! I never notice that… so does my dog.

One cannot trick a dog into eating sleamed stuffeddun. It notices.

It sleamed like a good idea at the time.

Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the dog, Mrs. Robinson.

You should always notice where the dog doesit so you don’t stepinit.

Oh, I think he DOES notice that his tail is missing, and has been turned into sleamed stuffeddun…..

Isn’t Stuffeddun a town in Wales?

– Waiter, I ordered a Pork Steak!
– I’m sorry Sir, I made a Miss Steak …

Things are not what the sleam.

I don’t always hump table legs, but when I do I do it with a side order of diced chicken and veggies.

No dogs were sleamed in the production of this cuisine.

But looking at him he’s real pleased to see you.

Fido stop licking that

– That dog… Doesit notice?
– I’m afraid it does it …

Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care…

Two Nort Korean girls are at college in the USA. They see assign that proclaims; HOT DOGS. They think: “We’ll have some of that.”

They sit down to eat. One girl opens her bread roll, giggles, and says to the other girl: “What part of the dog did you get?”

assign = a sign (Gottverdammte)

@Stopchicks.
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
For the stuffedduns gone away.

Gosh! One chive in all that rice.

It would be worse than finding a noodle in a stuffeddun.

Don’t step in the stuff the dog’s dun.

Or: Don’t step in the stuffeddun by the dog.

Well, whatever it is, it sounds better than the Flied Lice that was offered to ME.
😛

Sounds good, but how is the “Hangzhou glilled glazeddun that cat couldbe aware”?

It dogs, doesit?

Headline: Dog Doesit!

“Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
And when she bent over, Rover took over!
And she got a bone of her own.”

I don’t know, you tell me. Does it?

Very honest of them . . . not even the dogs would give a sniff at the food they make.

Whatever they can sneak past the dog goes into the pot.

With egg’s what?

Is your dog a goer? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more, say no more!!

“Dogs ignore” is a brand name of buns in China. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Believe

@Big Fat Cat – I noticed you noticed the wrong item,
you seem to have noticed the steamed one, but everyone
else noticed the sleamed one.
Itdoes notice.

I rode the Sleam Lrain to get to this restaurant.

I think my cat did

Well, a change from cat, anyway.

Hubby: I noticed that you like the doggie style.

What ever it is my dog doesit notice my food, Waiter.