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He was a cold puppy
The cannibal.
Said Hello Kitty on they way
Hot story, bro.
So it’s a story about a wiener dog.
PUPPY: ”Mommy? Are you going to eat my Daddy?”
How does the toilet paper roll fit into it?
So how does the toilet paper roll fit into it?
@ Droll Not Troll: No he’s just a little boy
Judging from his face, he’s having a ball…
– Why did the hot dog cross the road?
– Because he was playing with a puppy!
He looks angry, I don’t blame him, he didn’t find out
that the hot dog actually contained dog until after he ate it.
The meaning of those 3 boxed pictures:
1. Puppy goes on downward spiral after revelation.
2. Puppy uses lots of toilet paper to make sure no trace of dog is left.
3. Puppy lets off some steam playing football.
(soccer in the US)
(foot-sockker-ball in ENGRAND)
There is also a story for concerning somebody going to make a miss steak
Am I the only person who tried to read that to the tune of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air song?
@Estragon: Nope, I did that too 😀
Cool website btw.
Don’t worry — it’s not anybody we know!
@iLock: Using TP to get out the last traces of dog — inspired!
Out damn Spot!
Mea culpa. To do the Bard justice, “Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!”
(Did everyone else endure the Dick ‘n Jane series in grade school?).
Look out, that’s one badass-looking little puppy with a soccer mom.
And a cinnamon roll. And a roll of toilet paper. ?? Guess you never can be too prepared…
@szk: The toilet paper fits in between the vortex and soccer ball.
took me a minute to realise the picture was actually a dog
I think that puppy has already had it’s share of hot dogs.
And ugly dogs.
A hot dog is a canine prostitute.
We have no hot dogs for you. QQ harder, noob.
Bugger! They’ve cut off me front paws.
Toilet paper is for Poopies
If your striker is a dog you may need to buy a new player for next season
The puppy has a snail, a roll of toilet paper, and a soccer ball, and can only carry one across the street at a time.
The snail will eat the hot dogs or toilet paper if left alone with them. The soccer ball will roll away down the street if left by itself but can be propped in place by the roll of toilet paper or the hot dog stand.
How does the puppy get everything to the hot dog stand across the street?
The thing on the right gives me the creeps
The puppy looks pained from many hot dogs,. He’d better take some Pupto-Bismol or he’ll be barfing up the wrong tree!
Lol, I meant to say “TOO many hot dogs”, but now it’s like that squirrel in the commercial who says “Many hot dogs are within you”. 🙂
But then decided he’d prefer a hot bitch
This is a story for concerning a puppy going to buy a hot dog and ended up being the hot dog itself.
…and on the way he met a kitten who was going to buy some hot pussy.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world cup !
@szk: Lots of things on the right give me the creeps, but this is no place to talk politics. 😛
He looks like a strict adherent of the dog philosophy of dieting: When in doubt, eat it. If it turns out to be inedible you can always barf it up later.
– Play ball
– Toilet roll over
– Do not play hot dog in park
Heard it all before, he got into some trouble and his mommy packed him off to live with his aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.