Trash. They’re calling your life trash.

It’s a throwaway society nowadays

Rubbish!

Bin there, done that.

Life: as vast and wonderful as the county landfill.

I only review beer cans

Perhaps I should become queen

Funny, that’s what my ex-wife said. Then I just recycled.

Become a Buddhist or Hindu and your life can be recycled!

It’s a good time to review your life when you’re down in the dumps.

I just want to know what will happen on that drunken night 20 years ago

The Japanese are great inventors, now you can throw away the part of life which you don’t want.

Do I have to dive into this thing to find out?

Seems like too many people are throwing themselves into the trash and they want to make them think twice about it…

@Seventy2rd’s second post: “Mama, life had just begun and now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. (Any way the wind blows…)”

Displeased life recovery can!

If answer is bad, please to jump into the disposal bin provided

@ Ben: What a life – every day just blowin’ in the wind …!

I can only hope my life isn’t poisonous and evil.

Nope thanks . . . just sell me the rubbish bin.

Carry no baggage into the afterlife.

I don’t have much to dispose of. I have a typical male brain. 60% sex. 30% sport. And the remaining 10% cluttered up with all that unnecessary garbage, that stops one enjoying sex and sport.

Garbage lyrics are so cool

One person’s trash, is another person’s treasure.

Help yourself.

@72rd. That would be some accomplishment. Especially if you’re not female.

Speaking of garbage: Somebody said to me the other day:

“ACT YOUR AGE!”

I answered: “How would I know how to act? This is the first time I’ve been this age.”

My review: two thumbs down.

Trashed again? Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.

The other trash can says:

Would you like
to become Paris Hilton
without that
slightly damaged smile…?

No thank you, I’m proud being a janitor.

@ Marum: Or not-woman of the opposite sex!

Excellent. Now bring back the trashcans in the train stations like before. I think we have had enough of the No Trashcans for Terrorists meme.

1: What the hell is that even supposed to mean?
2: I can’t read the tiny print below the rest of it.
3: It makes ZERO sense = It is stupid. I didn’t come all the way over here just to have this thing p*** me off! (So there!)

Give me the “wretched refuse” of your teeming shore and I’ll tell them what their lives should be.

Portable disintegration booth … for “Renewal” on Lastday.

Okay, then I’ll just leave my trash on the floor. So there.

The Japanese are too polite to insult you directly, so they take the subtle approach.

Can we help you sort yours out first?

seems like a pretty trashy way to live nowadays