Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…

Do you have to blow it up

Sounds like a onanists dream

Don’t accompany me, you don’t know where I’ve been

She’s micro-soft

Isn’t that first sentence a line from “The Court of King Caractacus?

I’m accompanying myself to a movie tonight because I am forever alone

I only like to accompany me if I’m walking, otherwise I get into arguments over which one of me is going to drive.

Bettina. A person of the opposite of the sex.

Yes, don’t be selfish and keep your friend all for yourself.

I’d rather have you hand over your money, then I will have friends.

Don’t be hard on the soft lady!

Yes indeed. Give your friend a handover. He will enjoy it.

Isn’t that strange?.Soft ladies, hard men, are what is needed.

I guess there is little need doe “soft” men.

Doe?? – for.

.Bettina good time.

@BFC. “Tis preferable to be hard – IN – the soft lady.

Like the old saying: Masturbation is preferable to prostitution.

You get a better class of women.

When Jackie Kennedy married Onassis , she was wondering what to give him for a birthday present.

She was going to get him a Yacht, but he had dozens of yachts.
Then the thought she would give him a ship, but he had hundreds of ships.
So she gave him a little tug instead.

A Kathoey doll?

Some of my best friends are me

He’s got Betty Davis eyes!

Brooklyn : Lollipop He Lady World Capitol.

Bettina. I bet she’s better in bed

I’m confused of the gender of this Bettina.

I always accompany me.

Is this generous, gentle, soft noblewoman of the vogue the Queen? Or is she just not special enough for that?

“Say hello to my leetle friend”!

Vogue ? Do you mean Madonna ?