– Mommy, why don’t you grow up over 1.1 meters of children?
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
– OK people, now everybody stand up!
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
Meters? All the children I know have 2 feet!
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
Children with 1.1 meters of relevant regulations are natural born nerds.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
Stop fooling around, kid. Start acting your height!
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
What about 13.2 liters of my wife?!
Sparky
11 years ago
It’s all relevant.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
All children must be metric. Imperial children won’t fit.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
@ Droll not Troll: 2 feet is ca. 0.61 meters, so there’s 3-4 feet of Chinese children! ;p ;p
DrLex
11 years ago
You must first read through a 1.1 meter pile of relevant regulations books before you can take the cableway of jade screen.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
♪ ♫
Short children got 1 meter
Short children got 1 meter
Short children need no ticket
To ride. ♪ ♫
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
@Seventy2rd o clock: Must be caused by the melamine in the baby formula!
……too soon? 😛
Frank Burns
11 years ago
“Lets get small” – Steve Martin
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Size meters, they say
Chuck
11 years ago
@DNT: I was reading your post when “Ticket to Ride” came on the radio at that exact moment !!
Chuck
11 years ago
Imperial China doesn’t use Imperial measurement.
jjhitt
11 years ago
Friendship suggestion: Any longer and we’d be more than just friends.
Marum
11 years ago
The chinese childhood is shorter than I thought.
Marum
11 years ago
If you can see over this pile of regulations, you are an adult, for metering purposes.
Marum
11 years ago
1.1 to 1.3 meters long.
I begin to understand why there are so many Chinese people.
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago
Oh oh. Looks like Facebook got hit by Chinese hackers.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Watch ‘Children of the Meters’
JimS
11 years ago
I only buy children by the foot.
Marum
11 years ago
For metering purposes, I am the Chinese Chequer.
Marum
11 years ago
@JimS. It appears that the Salvation Army here in Oz, was selling them by the inch.
Mark
11 years ago
‘Children’ – the brand new product from your local B&Q
Marum
11 years ago
@jjhitt. Sorry. It’s not mine. It’s the bloke’s next to me. ;X
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago
L’chaim!
My son is now 1.3 meters, he is now a man!
Someone
11 years ago
This is why Chinese parents are always so strict: if you’re considered an adult not before the age of 18, but rather at 1.3+ meters, it means that high school needs to be finished alot faster.
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago
Honest, Officer, I could have sworn she was 1.3 meters.
Jack
11 years ago
“The child has grown, free of charge” I should hope so! Damn taxes…
There a friendly bunch aren’t they
Any smaller an you could sent them by microwave
– Mommy, why don’t you grow up over 1.1 meters of children?
– OK people, now everybody stand up!
Meters? All the children I know have 2 feet!
Children with 1.1 meters of relevant regulations are natural born nerds.
Stop fooling around, kid. Start acting your height!
What about 13.2 liters of my wife?!
It’s all relevant.
All children must be metric. Imperial children won’t fit.
@ Droll not Troll: 2 feet is ca. 0.61 meters, so there’s 3-4 feet of Chinese children! ;p ;p
You must first read through a 1.1 meter pile of relevant regulations books before you can take the cableway of jade screen.
♪ ♫
Short children got 1 meter
Short children got 1 meter
Short children need no ticket
To ride. ♪ ♫
@Seventy2rd o clock: Must be caused by the melamine in the baby formula!
……too soon? 😛
“Lets get small” – Steve Martin
Size meters, they say
@DNT: I was reading your post when “Ticket to Ride” came on the radio at that exact moment !!
Imperial China doesn’t use Imperial measurement.
Friendship suggestion: Any longer and we’d be more than just friends.
The chinese childhood is shorter than I thought.
If you can see over this pile of regulations, you are an adult, for metering purposes.
1.1 to 1.3 meters long.
I begin to understand why there are so many Chinese people.
Oh oh. Looks like Facebook got hit by Chinese hackers.
Watch ‘Children of the Meters’
I only buy children by the foot.
For metering purposes, I am the Chinese Chequer.
@JimS. It appears that the Salvation Army here in Oz, was selling them by the inch.
‘Children’ – the brand new product from your local B&Q
@jjhitt. Sorry. It’s not mine. It’s the bloke’s next to me. ;X
L’chaim!
My son is now 1.3 meters, he is now a man!
This is why Chinese parents are always so strict: if you’re considered an adult not before the age of 18, but rather at 1.3+ meters, it means that high school needs to be finished alot faster.
Honest, Officer, I could have sworn she was 1.3 meters.
“The child has grown, free of charge” I should hope so! Damn taxes…
The first 1.1 meters are free of charge. After that, you pay!
@Garst: That’s what she said! 😛
@Chuck: Funny, they just played “Ticket to Ride” on the radio here. It would be weird if they followed it with “Short People”.
😉
The jade screen of cableway is much friendlier than the blue screen of death.
Friendship suggestion? Jeez, this one is even worse than facebook’s…
I have 2.4 children, measuring 1.8 meters in total. How many tickets do I need?
I guess, I need to get less than 1.1 meters of children if I want to take the cable away of the jade screen.
Mini Me goes free
Where did you get 2 centimeters from?