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Please enter safety carefully
Spotted in China.
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I’ll escalator instead
Multi function exclamation comapny
Go back to slip
That’s what she said!
The icon shows which way up your vagina will be if you disregard the sign.
I once knew a lady who was rather dangerous.
But I could really recommend entering her.
CAUTION: Do not enter the elevator, it is not here
But it’s okay if I enter the safe?
You will be accident.
Injure is possibly.
Beware of large exclamation marks. The may give you a nasty surprise, if they enter you.
CAUTION: The elevator is now in the lift.
Dangerous is my middle name.
Every path you take has its ups and downs.
Always take elevator – once a day – or, as recommended by your doctor.
@.WorrierPrincess.
Only if I may also enter you,whilst you are in the safe. : p
Mainitenance has two i’s so it can watch you!
@DNT Deviate 😀
@Marum: Hey, that isn’t what they mean by safe sex!
@DNT Doubly. Since the vasectomy I am also a safe blower. :#
Safe enter is towards your behind.
They should question Mark
This sign must have been made by Batman’s nemesis The Riddler’s lesser-known cousin, The Exclaimer!
Dear Friend!
I am so sorry, the screw malfunctioned working in progress. The elevator escalated and suspicious escape cause the dangerous the enter. Please fall downstairs from a distance, but this is not here.
Your so regretted,
Inconvenience
When it is called an escalator it will work.
– Mommy, are you the dangerous?
The escalator is not broken, it just decided to be a stairway for a while.
Mistaikes found everywhere . . .
Enter the safe (at your own risk) !
Please slip and fall carefully!
They don’t need any more people getting stuck on the escalator! There are too many stuck on there that they can’t get down!
do not enter the dangerous
Do not enter the gorgeous
Enter the Dangerous: YOU’RE FOCKED
but i like entering dangerouses