Freex Mountain Sweater Tag

Buy 3XL, get one X for free

Freex mountain where the human beings have two heads

If you have the box inside the sidewey, that qualifies you as a freak.

“Honey, I think I might have to return this sweater you gave me for Christmas. I feel like the box inside the sidewey isn’t quite U with my head.”

XXXL, the size you need after years of drinking XXXX beer.

– Hey U! Yes, U with the head!

“Excuse me, do U have this in a larger size?”

“She’s a sUper Freex, sUper Freex, she’s sUper Freexy…..

My name for brokeback mountain.

“The box inside the sideway”

That is an urban legend, and is not true about Asian ladies at all.

For XXX Porn Freaks and Yetis

I just love Japanese clothes.

One of my friends had a BBQ. His absolutely delectable Japanese wife was doing the cooking.

She was wearing a BBQ apron with the picture of three adorable kittens on it. With the message printed, of which I have not doubt of the truth:

“I am the finest pussy in the cathouse”

Unfortunately, some killjoy told her what it meant. So she took it off

@DNT XXXX is code, for people who cannot spell “beer”. I was staying at the Homestead Motel (real name withheld on purpose) north side of Cairns in Sheridan St. Where all the Reps stay. Sunday night dinner is a BBQ bty the pool. The drinks fridge works on the honour system still.. Being “well watered” as they say. I was too lazy to chalk up four Xs for every beer I drank.So I wrote XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX When it came time to check out, the girl said to me. Four stubbies of XXXX Ralph? I said. “Let me see… Read more »

Think with your head inside the box!

Label by Jay Z, y’all!

Do not think outside the box, emphasize it.

I always thought a sumo wrestler was a Japanese sweater.

Are you sure you don’t mean free sex mountain?

U with the head, do you box inside?

Let your Freex flag fly!

Yes, that’s me. With the Head.

Is that your U in that box, or are you just excited to see me?

XXXL. On U way to Circus Freek.

Especially made so people like George Costanza won’t stretch out the neck.

And it comes in an attractive reusable box!

XXXL SUPER FREAK. I think I have this in my collection.

Just getting my freak on.

Woodwork creex and out come the freex!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wguF9N0x9do

@Marum: We southerners also know the XXXX joke. 😉
When I posted that caption, I did wonder if people outside Oz would even know it’s a brand of beer.

You cold girl? Lets get our Freex on!

XXXL? Sumo Wrestler size.

Hey, U with the head! R U the box inside the sidewey?

FREEX sucks, I buy my products from MUNSTERZ.