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Mmmm, hazel…
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Is that anything like smellovision
– Honey? Your eyes taste funny…
You wont feel a thing
Al Munir: Where eye candy is a literal thing!
”Tasting, tasting… Please wait…”
‘Eat with your eyes first’, they used to tell me, but I guess the hunter becomes the hunted, aye?
I ate his eyes with some Java beans and a nice bar of DDR3. Ssssslurp!
Ask about our imported sunglasses! You’ll be needing ’em!
The computer can lick my balls! Eyeballs, that is.
Please contact lens for more taste
Mmmm! Testes salty!
Eye got a bad taste in my mouth
Someone’s asking for a tongue-lashing!
Marriage Hall? Yes, it’s always good to have your eyes checked and head examined beforehand.
@jjhitt: Marriage Hall = Execution Chamber? and after that, eye tasting!
It puts the solution on the lenses…
The working class,
Can kiss my ass,
I’ve got a union job at last.
Get her to keep an eye out for you.
Q. If you have a mothball in your right hand, and a mothball in your left hand, what have you got.
Q. Mothra.
So solly “A.”
The all new iTaste, in stores December.
Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.
Ugliness tells the truth.
I’ve only got eyes for you.
Turn right at Le Pimp and drive until you get to La Hore.
The taste came back: they’re blue.
I’m pretty sure that’s something you can do in SecondLife somewhere…
Mmm, Eye Candy!
NOTE: You’re also welcome to visit us in our Marriage Hall in LaHore, where you can taste the imported Married Couple’s Slices of Lung with your Curry Handheld Devices
Robocop’s 4 prime directives:
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Mmmm… eyeballs
Keep an eye while I taste his balls – eyeballs, that is ^_^
Eyes cream, anyone?
“I will be tasting your eyes today as part of my experiment”
“This is my assistant, eyegor”
Mic taste…Mic taste 123…
Are you tasting me right now!!!
Don’t make me come on you!!!
The simulated experience of tasting eyes is really starting to get popular in Pakistan.
That sign looks pretty faded. The flavor’s probably 8-bit.