Come here and flip my switch

It’s ‘ON’!

Turn it on to turn me on

Toilet illumination, so you can see where you’ve been.

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s on because IT’S ON! 😉

And that’s why I love lamp!

Doesn’t fit

Are you AC or DC?

It lights when you spend

If you keep on flashing at me, what happens will be your own volt.

JUST DO ME.

Dammit, she’s ES27 and I’m B22! Where can I get an adaptor?

Look to the right for the “Do Someone Else” switch.

@ Droll not Troll: It’s ON even when it’s OFF! o_O

The switch for the exhaust fan probably has a “Blow me” setting.

What’s the name of this Chinese hotel? It must be a 7-star with such facilities!

It’s not working. I think it’s erectrical trouble.

One anonymous hotel in China has learned to cater to the strange desires of The Toilet Illuminati during their annual conventions.

Illumination of the Lamps

That’s the switch for the red light out in the hallway.

Does it come with background sax?

The centre switch will give you telepathic ability.

This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.

Don’t push the center switch. Jack Nicholson will break through the stall door with an axe saying I’m Back!!

The illuminaughty is everywhere.

That switch is not something to make light of…

I find the concept of a mirror lamp to be a little disturbing.

All the fun of The Shining in the privacy of your own toilet

@DNT “to see where you’ve been”

Maybe: To see where you’ve went.

ELECTRICAL SAFETY HAZARD

Do not insert small parts.

Also: Do not try to see if you can pee high enough to hit the switch.

Peeing on the switch, will result in your trimming the wick before you light a candle.

No! I said bring me a do me light!

So, what combination will give me back-lighting on my back-side ?

Oops! Sorry. I didn’t mean to turn you on.

I was hoping to see Christmas lights strung up in the ‘loo.

Historians have preserved this 14th century toilet illumination for hundreds of years.

They should have put “Shinning lamp”! Do they want to get sued?

why is the lamp vibrating?

Hotelon’s ultimate weapon, the Shining Lamp, also used with the Illuminating Gundam.

The Red Light District has moved to the Gloryhole.

That washroom gives the best lamp.

Oops! I did it again

oh, so that’s what you meant when you said you wanted one nightstand

Lights, camera, ACTION!

Why is the lamp moaning?

That and a little wine will get you some.

Go lamp yourself!

Can we please do that in the dark? Where people can’t see us?