Bongzi & Bongzi

Oh how nice complete with the little piece of hose on the end.

What Bethlehem

It’s on YouTube!

And who’s the other Bongzi?

Well, He was a carpenter. He did good work if it lasted this long!

“Make Korean handbags” is gonna be my new answer when somebody asks “What would Jesus do?” 😛

When asked why he didn’t include an elevator, Jesus replied, “ever hear of the Rapture?”

In Seoul, prophet makes stores.

No, you’re thinking of the Zig-Zag guy.

Huh. I expected the pearly gates to be a little classier than this.

“Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they say.”

Q: What not to say to Jesus when you walk into the store.

A: I just love your nails.

– Mommy! Will you go to Bongzi when you die?

The Beard Knows

He died for our sins, so the least we can do is buy a handbag.

This is your bong on Jesus.
This is your bong on Bongzi & Bongzi.
Any questions?

And just in time for Christmas !

I always thought he did his training in Egypt.

Fongzi would hate this.

OH! I see! It’s the Korean version of Happy Daze.

Hi, I’m Jesus. This is my brother Bongzi, and my other brother Bongzi.

Actually it’s the place Jesus, Jose, and Pablo made. Who says there’s not a Hispanic population in Korea?

long way to go before he catches up with his dads achievements then

Sounds like a pair of stoned Banksy wannabes.

Bunga & Bunga is the place made by Berlusconi.

Shoplifters will be excommunicated !

God is watching via CCTV.

save me jesus! i need to color-coordinate my outfit with a new handbag!

We at Bongzi accept cash, debit, Visa, or MasterCard. We apologize for any inconvenience, but we do not accept pieces of silver.

This is my body, this is my bong.

♫’O Lord won’t you buy me a new Gucci bag,
My friends all have Prada, it is such A drag♪

“In my Father’s house there are many mansions. I myself have just this little handbag shop in Korea.”

God only knows how they came up with “Bongzi”.

I don’t need dope. Jesus is My bong.

Kim Jung-us

Did He install all the recessed lighting Himself? The carpenters I’ve worked with won’t even touch commercial wiring! Man, the Special Skills section of His resume must be extensive.

Seriously, though, what’s up with putting up Jesus in there? Like… how??? I can’t even think of any relation between handbag and Jesus.

Bonzi and Bonzi….that’s the place made by Expand Dong

A sign that Jesus endorses Cannabis…he’s even got a shop for the bongzis.

Here we are waiting for the Second Coming and there He is in Korea flogging fecking handbags!

This must be where he went during his lost years.