Always consult your cockroach before use

By using anel glue you know there’s one place the cockroaches won’t be entering.

Make your cockroacks weeep and beg and be careful with that anel glue

Can cock roach anel layers of dyke put?

I invited the cockroaches to a game of capboardice under a sampan. They told me to stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.

– Hello, reception? There’s people in my room!

They lost me when they started glueing up Dykes.

So if I batmove the anel glue to other places will that require a batmovement?

If the cockroach abounds with the cockroach, it’s an insectuous relationship.

Leave the dyke out of this! She doesn’t like COCKroach!

Environmeat: the new eco-friendly protein source. (Have you tried our cockroach wrap?)

Batmove it to other places until you’re sure you’ve Gotham all.

If your cockroaches aren’t salty enough, this product will resalt them.

Waiter! There’s a hare in my environmeat!

Bat? Top End Kriol. (Nth. Aust. Aborigine pidgin.)

♫Waltzim bat Matilda, waltzim bat Matilda,

Yu go longa waltzim bat Matilda longa mi♫.

Merry Cockroach’s and Happy Glue Year!

Waiter!

I just washed my thing, and I can’t do a hare with it.

Q. How do you quadruple the nutrition of a Big Mac.

A. Add a cockroach.

I am not sure about the value of gluing up Dykes.

However, there is a legend about a little Dutch boy, who stuck his finger in one once.

When you hear the Bed Bug cry,
And you hear the Cockroach weep,
With all the noise they’re making,
You’ll never get to sleep.

COCKROACH 1: Suek commer sampans?
COCKROACH 2: Romm werful capboardice! *weeeps*

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
BATMOVE!!!!!

Dear China:
Are you SURE you’re ready to run the world?

“Express and pat the place” is Robin’s favourite Batmove.

Deer Peeople,

I most implain towardess inknowledgewable lungage you uset. Whats di dto youread? Dyke cock seduce roaches anel internationalcourse forbidden If you’se put Harmless poison composition?!?

Year fruitfully,

Cockroachess

“Seduce strength into being strong” — sounds like words to live by.

Cockroaches Suek!

I want to seduce strength into being strong, so I could batmove anywhere.

It might be easier to just burn the place down and move.

Cock-roach likes Dyke March… They are gay

Thank God it doesn’t include any poison composition harmless to animals and people. I hate animals and people.

So much Engrish, so little time!

Tear and go anel glue layers of dyke*

*Dykes not included.

You can put it in a lot of cockroaches rooms. Here I was thinking a cockroach hotel already came with its own pesticide. Talk about bait-and-switch.

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her,… Read more »

See now, THAT is Engrish! 🙂

To you it’s the Universe. To a cockroach it’s just a room of external environment.

7. “If the cockroach abounds with the cockroach in the room … And can use many times.”

Translation: Your cockroaches will abound boundlessly.

Change the cock rather than the roach, and best done in the afternoom.

I’ll consider putting it in the haunteds ckitchen lavatory but not under my hairs.

Becareful entering your cockroach into the anel or it may be unable to escape

DAMN! Not another hare in the enviromeat!!!

Hmmm… environmeat…

Fight for poison! Glue the cockroach!

Wouldn’t be a bad idea to just leave and try someplace different.

I must be visiting this site too often as these instructions seem perfectly straightforward to me.

Do not attempt to write after huffing glue for cockroach gluing.

The image of anel glue layers of dyke will hanteds my mind for days. I will not even be able to Batmove it away.

“haunted chicken laboratory”?

Even a Suek cockroach can be lured into this trap. It is a poisonous composition which, we promise you, is quite harmful to people, animals and tasteless hares. First of all, you should go anel followed by powerful gluing, weeeping, tearing, expressing, patting the place and finishing it all with seductive Batmoves. Continue doing this for four days. After you are done, the cockroach must be wrapped up and we beg you to glue it again otherwise you might end up with a haunted kitchen and lavatory in your Sampan.

Frank Burns wrote:
“It might be easier to just burn the place down and move.”
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In what order? ;-p