Your choice.

Such a pain

What’s the drill

Just pull it.

Dental is the new mental

Pain or gain.

It endures the treatment or else it gets the Hoson again.

So I get to choose between lidocaine and nitrous oxide?

We only apply the anesthetics on request

I can’t chose, I am just going to put my hand in his pocket and say, “Now, we are not going to hurt each other, are we?”

The translation is correct, it is what the Chinese text says. Maybe having holes drilled in your teeth without anesthetics is a Chinese macho thing…

Gas or thick leather straps: which will it be?

Do you want a filling? Or an Around The World filling?

The only “enjoy” part I’ve ever experienced at the dentist is the sugar-free sucker at the end.

“endure” relates to the client; “enjoy” relates to the specialist, especially regarding the bill…

Dr. Gumby: ‘WE FORGOT THE ANESTHETIC!!’

Masticate or masochist?

If I get the woman in the picture to have my dental work, I will endure and enjoy the treatment by her hands.

…and what doesn’t make you stronger will kill you.

I tell my wife this every third Tuesday.

Must be an ORthodontist.

I remember this from Little Shop of Horrors.

For he can thoroughly enjoy
The dentist if he pleases

We administer pain killers before we give you the bill.

I’m lucky. I have very numb teeth. I’ve been known to fall asleep in the dentists chair. Doesn’t that piss him off.

I am sure they enjoy you feeling afraid of them.

Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

The dentist says: “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”

The woman replies: “Yes. We’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”

But doc, I’m allergic to Hoson, can I have the Hobson’s choice
instead?

One time the dentist told me, “Stop screaming! I haven’t touched your tooth. In fact you’re not even in the chair, yet!”
I told him, “I know, you’re standing on my foot!”

Sex in a nutshell (for women).

S & M Dentists; where we make sure you feel good

Enduring it is especially difficult when there is a sign that says ‘Do not scream.’

@jjhitt. When an Asian lady saw fit to bestow her favours on me for a few years, In addition to a very expensive bauble, I gave her an Around The World filling on her birthday. (ie MTVB) Took me near 3 hrs.

“Enjoy” did not even begin to describe her reaction.(and mine)

What a lucky man I am.

Besides,you have no other option.

I can’t see the mistake…Endure (the pain) or enjoy (the treatment).

And this is why some people don’t like going to the dentist